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Bitch Bump

The act of quickly ignoring an incoming phone call and sending them directly to voicemail. Usually done to a person thats calls multiple times a day.
John: Man, Steve wont stop blowing up my phone. When will he get that I dont need to talk to him 4 times a day.

Jason: What is he, your girlfriend? Bitch Bump his ass to voicemail a few times and he'll get the point that you dont want to talk to him.
by JB Smoooove July 20, 2009
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bitchacrite

A girl who says on thing and does the total opposite.
Person 1 : "That girl says its better to be yourself, then she acts like a blonde around everyone when she isnt!"

Person 2: "What a total bitchacrite!"
by sneakysound August 29, 2009
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Bitch Network

When you tell someone a secret, there is most likely two people that they will tell that secret to.

then that person has two people, then that person has two more people, and so on.

repeat the process until the entire town knows your secret. usually performed by bitches, hence the name.
Guy 1: Hey, dude did you hear that your girlfriend cheated on you?
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 1: How do you know?
Guy 2: Through the Bitch Network.
by The Young Enigma September 4, 2009
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Bitch Almighty

A mood or state in which you feel like you are on-top, or popular, some people might refer to it like being egotistic, or pre Madonna.
Ex 1. Your Acting All Bitch Almighty...

Ex 2. Im Feeling Really Bitch Almighty...
by Queen Bitch In Oakville On August 17, 2010
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Bitch Gloves

Black latex gloves that alter the personality of the wearer making them act like a bitch.
Watch out, Kim is wearing her bitch gloves today!
by bostonrevere February 28, 2011
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bitch syndrome (bs)

A condition where two girls gossip or just talk trash about their mutual friend behind her back..
bitch 1: "did you hear about Cristina blah blah blah"
bitch 2: "yeah I did, omg blah blah blah"
random eavesdropper: "those two have a serious case of bitch syndrome (bs)"
by SirWordMaster April 12, 2013
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Bitch

Infamously known for being used in the hip-hop world and thoroughly considered as an offensive way of referring to a woman, the word bitch appears in music, as a way of referring to a woman who has no relations or value to the one saying the word.
"I met some bitch at the park I'd never seen before".
by LEG October 2, 2014
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