Barbie Bed

Another name a maxipad.

I need to stop by the store and pick up some Barbie Beds.

by SGGp2 October 4, 2010

Shit My Bed

an exclamation of surprise or dismay following the delivery of important or significant news, as one would be surprised after shitting the bed

Guy #1: "Hey dude, we're going out to the club after the game."
Guy #2: "Well, shit my bed, that's gonna be a hell of a good time."

by Go Hogs! August 30, 2010

went to bed with chickens

sleeping very soon at night

I was very tired last night so I went to bed with chickens.

by Alishahbaz May 5, 2010

pee in da bed

peeing da bed

pee till bed go yellow

warm snack for friends

good surprise for bed shares

peeing da bed gets hella HOESSSS

peeing da bed clears toxins from bladder

the true mark of alphas

BETAS DONT FUCKING GET IT.

pee in da bed=cool kid shittttt

pee da bed.

liana: can i pee in da bed??

jenna: wtf…. no?

liana: 🟡🟡🟡🟡 oppsies i pee in da bed…😭

jenna: bitch tf

by fruit ride JELI January 3, 2023

If you don't like and subscribe this spider will be in your bed tonight

Dislike if you hate this If you don't like and subscribe this spider will be in your bed tonight quote.
Like if your one of the HEATHENS that like it.

Youtuber: If you don't like and subscribe this spider will be in your bed tonight
Me: shut up bitch.

by Gomazi the robot May 21, 2022

shit the bed

When something just goes wrong...really, really wrong.

"'Shyte' the bed" in limey.

1) Sorry I was late. My car just shit the bed on the way over.
2) If your friends shit the bed and don't get us out of Harlem in the Klan costumes...
3) Last night I thought I had to fart, but I shit the bed instead.

Use "Shyte" the bed" if you're limey.

by Tenacious Faulker May 2, 2008

Breakfast in Bed

When you wake up your partner or lover after a long pleasurable night of sex by inserting your penis roughly into their anus after masturbating previously to the point of ejaculation. As she turns around to yell at you, "WTF," you blow your load into her mouth.

My fiancée asked me last night to bring her breakfast in bed in the morning after we got done making love. I'm not normally the type for sentimental stuff. Little did she know, she was in for a treat.

by Timmy, Josh, Branden, Taven March 17, 2011