Ass Bear

1. A douche bag

2. A flaming homosexual

3. A bear coming out of your ass

1. That ass bear stole my money! imma fuck him up!

2. TJ: Man, Josh is such an ass bear, he came onto me yesterday
Josh: WTF you say bitch?
TJ: what? when i say somethin? dont kill me....
Josh: thats what i thought ass bear

3:That ass bear scared the shit out of me... i was takin a shit, and it growled... and it was furry...

by TJ and Josh make up a word February 16, 2010

BEAR GRYLLS

A BEAR GRYLLS is known to be the deadliest creature on the Earth. when encountering a BEAR GRYLLS, use extreme caution. use a heavy english accent when adressing a BEAR GRYLLS. if the BEAR GRYLLS begins to do aerobics naked next to a fire in Siberia, you must proceed into emergency actions...
Emergency Actions: 1-Scratch Armpits and make sounds like a Walrus.
2-do the Kit-Kat handshake with yourself....fast.

3-make yourself seem inferior, (which you are) to the BEAR GRYLLS, this is doneby making gesturees of a blowjob.

4-shake a baby
5-shake another baby
6-put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye

If this doesn't work, pelvic thrust again and again until the threat goes away. but DO NOT rap harcore, the BEAR GRYLLS will charge. If the BEAR GRYLLS decides he is going to kill you, there is nothing you can do, he will rip you limb from limb. I once saw a BEAR GRYLLS get shot square in the eye, and didn't even blink.

My brother was attacked by a BEAR GRYLLS and combusted

by Shankomatic June 28, 2009

Bear Trap

A bitch with braces.

When a bitch with braces sucks ur cock its like puttin your cock in a bear trap.

by Greg December 18, 2003

french beard

French beard. /FRE·nch BEE·yurd/. A beard cut out in the shape of thin moustache, which wraps around the lips to continue into a beard that covers the chin

The guy in french beard used to have a goatie earlier. guess sucks in both..

by gabbar September 5, 2007

Bear with a shark

A security system made by StrongBad of homestarrunner.com to protect beloved StrongBadia from enemies...Or scare The Cheat.

Because da Cheat, he's always afraid when he sees a... a...bear holding a...shark?

by Adolf December 7, 2004

Bear-Breathing Dragon

OH SNAP!
It's a Bear-Breathing Dragon
(It breathes out bears instead of flames)

That Jazz will kill you worse than deadlines.

Like... a LOT worse.

Even in the world of dragons, everyone watches their backs for the Bear-Breathing Dragon.

by Uwosciguy April 4, 2010

Yellow Bear Claw

Clawing your partner eroticly, then urinating on the open wound.

After fucking Matt last night, I gave him the nastiest Yellow Bear Claw ever!

by mamypants22 July 5, 2011