ya bastard

Scots word for george bush, gordon brown and other politicians

Hey you ya bastard

by AdamPaulSmith December 9, 2008

ignore the bastard

self-explanatory

When Pritam barks , I prefer to "ignore the bastard"

by Dilip Advani April 2, 2003

bausted

extremely exhausted; tired beyond reason or logic

I was up all weekend working on a grant application. I'm Bausted.

by md smith March 1, 2009

bastar stoopey

a very funny but nonetheless stupid bastard

bastar stoopey, makin a bluddah show o me

by Aslan June 14, 2004

Bastard's Advocate

A "game" somewhat similar to "Devil's Advocate." Unlike Devil's Advocate, Bastard's Advocate relies on a person being a complete dick and/or asshole to someone else, relentlessly giving them shit. The ultimate reward here is to get the poor bastard to cry because he is a cunt rag.

You're gay. You're an idiot. I hate you. Faggot. Haha isn't Bastard's Advocate fun?!

by Eternal Critic August 1, 2012

Barstooling

Barstooling is when three men or more penetrate a woman at the same time anal,vaginal, and oral. Occasionally multiple peni in the same orifice,When performing this act the individuals resemble a barstool i.e. The peni are the legs and the woman is the seat.

My homies and me picked up this skank and proceeded to barstool that trick. My crew an me ended up barstooling that ho at the motel.

by Mr. Bigg574 August 19, 2013

Bastard Sandwich

An enigmatically caustic, pigheaded, maligned, stubborn bastard fuck. An ornery and unruly individual. Employs both arguments and insults with no context. Gleefully indulges in bastardom at any given opportunity, merrily fulfilled after satisfying their depleted bast-dometer with the contempt of others. An obstinate fuckhead who often doesn't know better. Don't worry, YOU might be right though, it's all those OTHER bastard fuckheads who are to blame.

"Why are you such a bastard-sandwich?"

"Ugh, you're as bad as they come. Somebody ate a bastard sandwich today."

by the true inventor of dickblade August 11, 2014