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Average-tastic

(verbs) Anything that would be considered average by the people at My Life is Average. Typically things involving dinosaurs, ninjas, crayons, or zombies, or things along those lines.
I had a Disney coloring book, and I colored it all in. Then I ate some dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets. It was a pretty average-tastic afternoon.
by Turtles are awesome November 5, 2010
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fuck point average

N. Average of points for people you slept with in the past. Standard of measurement conventionally based on level of success attained by ex-lover or level of widespread social status, i.e. fame. Also known by abbreviation FPA.
My fuck point average jumped way up when my ex-lover was named Poet Laureate. Most of my exes barely graduated college.

When Stephanie became Lady Gaga, she did wonders for my FPA!
by Ma Cherie (@CherieDAmour) October 14, 2010
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body type average

The type of build usually chosen on dating sites by mildly heavy women with beer bellies and thick legs who are being "charitable" with respect to rating their own appearance.
"Dude, I met someone on Match last night. Love handles and a ponch - she listed herself as "body type average." Next time, I have to demand more photos beforehand!"
by invinoboston September 5, 2016
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Averbate

To masturbate and shit oneself in the process. Projectile semen is also a result.
Dr Avery Averbated all over the biology textbooks.

I have to shit--time to averbate.
by Afterthought Theory November 28, 2003
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Averism

Sacred Truth, told by a Truthsayer, an Averist.
Averism

'Instead of being selfish, and selling fish,
give a few away, like Jesus did.' -- Averist Marcus Hollman
by wordhigh July 18, 2010
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AVEREES dick

Averee has a big dick. That’s all. It’s a foot long 😉
AVEREES dick
by Poe Cunder April 17, 2019
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The Average Stupid American

An American that believes in Anti-vax, hates other races and is far too patriotic.
Josh: Hey dude, wanna hang out with my cousin?
Dave: Your cousin's The Average Stupid American, no offense.
Josh: Yeah, that's fair. I don't wanna hear about hOw vAcCIneS cAuSe aUTiSm.
Josh: Let's just hang out with Chad.
Dave: Sure, he accepts other races. Doesn't oppose modern medicine, and doesn't think that America is the only country that matters.
Dave
by myhornygayass May 3, 2021
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