puckering asshole

When ones asshole becomes pouty & wet from sweat as a result of arousal.

"I was preparing to penetrate from behind when I saw his puckering asshole tho, I couldn't help but stare & admire it's juicyness"

by Thotler💁 July 23, 2015

arsehole acrobat

Yet another phrase to describe those lovers of the chocolate starfish, those hitmen on the Hershey highway, those turd burglars that we know and love.

He's an arsehole acrobat on the turd trapeze.

by Ian Howlett June 5, 2003

Assholes R Us

A company or place that's populated by dumb, lazy, unethical, mean and just plain stupid people. It's so hopeless that bankruptcy, a nuclear holocaust or a plague is the only way to fix its problems.

That place should change its name from Company XYZ to Assholes R Us. Everyone there, from the CEO to the janitor, must have graduated from Trump University - that's how useless they are.

by The Real Canadian August 2, 2016

smashed asshole sandwich

Nasty stink mouth. The worst bad breath you ever smelled. Bad enough, you still smell it 10 minutes after the dude leaves.

Oh fuck me blind Faith. Did you talk to John this morning? He smells like he ate a smashed asshole sandwich.

by kingmarki December 10, 2006

peeled asshole

A person, usually a male, dressed in oscenely tight pants that doesn't realize how ridiculous he looks.

Hey! Those pants make you look like a peeled asshole!

by Bill Ski December 5, 2007

Shaved Asshole

Someone who is an asshole beyond an asshole- clean cut, well put together- and a total douchebag. Possibly closeted and hating the world because of it.

"Dude, Bob cut me out of that promotion I've been angling for for three years. I think he's blowing Wilson."

"What a shaved asshole."

by perfecto August 2, 2009

Narnia Asshole

The most magnificent and magical asshole.

I did her in the butt last night...that asshole was like a magical Narnia Asshole!

by Amanda Bucket July 10, 2010