The act of clamping your naked arse cheeks on a sleeping friend or strangers nose, in order to fart up their nose hole to achieve maximum devestation.
Last night lord spiffington crept into my chambers bollock naked and bare arse clamped me while i slumbered. he had a wicked case of firehole after the madras we had that evening leaving me looking like a burns victim.
by i shag jaimie March 5, 2010
Get the bare arse clampmug. Bum unguent, ring salve. Expensive, refined petroleum jelly scented with Eucalyptus or juniper. Prevents pant-chaffing & unsightly clag-nuts.
Justin has left an arse-wax smear on his chair.
He doesn't know his arse wax from his cock-rub.
Mummy, Justin won't share his arse wax!
He doesn't know his arse wax from his cock-rub.
Mummy, Justin won't share his arse wax!
by Bagpuss the nonce March 16, 2003
Get the Arse waxmug. by popeslayers mate June 10, 2003
Get the wrong arsemug. love you gorge-arse
by nat & dave August 5, 2008
Get the gorge-arsemug. Blue Roost64: I love to be an Arse Fister@@@@@@
Fusion: Danny Craig Ross
Jaq: ye nikka
Blue Roost64: I LIKE WHEN CRAIG COMES AROUND AND I SUCK HIS COCK, AND MY MUMS A CUM BUCKET NICE MAKE YOU LOL PLS
Fusion: Danny Craig Ross
Jaq: ye nikka
Blue Roost64: I LIKE WHEN CRAIG COMES AROUND AND I SUCK HIS COCK, AND MY MUMS A CUM BUCKET NICE MAKE YOU LOL PLS
by Dat_Fuze June 1, 2011
Get the Arse Fistermug. Little invisible monster that grabs the hair on a guy's arse when shagging. Pulls the hair back and forth as hard as possible, resulting in the guy increasing his stroke rate to previously unimaginable speed.
Girl 1: "So, you got it on with Andy last night huh? How was it?"
Girl 2: "Andy was such a considerate lover until the point that the arse hair demon entered the room. Then he just pounded the shit out of me."
Girl 2: "Andy was such a considerate lover until the point that the arse hair demon entered the room. Then he just pounded the shit out of me."
by Scotsdave April 2, 2006
Get the Arse Hair Demonmug. #1 - An appropriate response to any insult.
#2 - An answer to any question or request. Can be used for both an affirmative or negative response.
#2 - An answer to any question or request. Can be used for both an affirmative or negative response.
e.g. 1
Stratto: "You're a homo."
Ando: "Up your arse!"
e.g. 2
Gib: "While you're at the shops can you get me a $6 Cornetto?"
Sam: "Up your arse!"
Gib: "Thanks maaate."
e.g. 3
Police Officer: "Sir, you are going to have to put some clothes on. This is a playground and there are children around."
Sammy: "Up your arse!"
Stratto: "You're a homo."
Ando: "Up your arse!"
e.g. 2
Gib: "While you're at the shops can you get me a $6 Cornetto?"
Sam: "Up your arse!"
Gib: "Thanks maaate."
e.g. 3
Police Officer: "Sir, you are going to have to put some clothes on. This is a playground and there are children around."
Sammy: "Up your arse!"
by Han :) March 25, 2010
Get the Up Your Arse!mug.