Anal Guy 

A male prostitute who has an exceptionally large and worn out anus and uses this fact to attract wealthy but lonely male homosexuals. A lot of them also has multiple STIs (sexually transmitted infection) due to the fact that they are so confident and arrogant in their own anal sex capabilities they often neglect the use of a condom.
#gay4pay #pay2gay

Also used to describe timid boys who try to swindle virgins into having anal sex to preserve their virginity.

Can be used as a synonym for conning or swindling others out of something.

George is such an Anal Guy! He made $5 yesterday by having sex with a guy with AIDS!

I was fucking Anal Guy Edwin last night, but then his ass is so loose that shit suddenly came squirting out from his rectum.

Owen the Anal Guy tried to con his virgin Jewish girlfriend into having anal sex with him to preserve her religious purity, but then he got rejected because of his uncircumcised penis.

Anal Guy by ProfessionalCanadian! September 16, 2016

anal armageddon 

When your stomach is upset, and you have gambled on a fart and lost, but you still have more inside of you, so you sit down to poop and in one second your blow everything out of your butthole making a stew. Afterwards you go to wipe and realize that you have cut your butt on a piece of poopcorn or a hard edge of stool. There is blood and poop on the seat, rim, floor, hand, underwear, pants and the chair you were sitting in prior. That my friend is anal Armageddon.

Never go through life without a poop plan incase Anal Armageddon strikes.

anal armageddon by Zerodawn January 1, 2017

Anal stretching cream 

Anal stretching cream is a cream that you rub on your asshole to stretch or enlarge the beautiful hole that you have.

Jeff: Yo have you used the new anal stretching cream I heard it's the best out there.
Bobby: Yeah man it's so good my asshole is so stretched i love it.

Anal stretching cream by yayacurrypig November 24, 2019

anal queefs 

when the fart is so soft it’s like a queef from ur butt

“did u just fart during sex?” “what no! how could u? u know i have anal queefs sometimes.”

anal queefs by carbonatedcumslut March 10, 2021

Anal Destruction

The destruction of a person's anal cavities through repeated anal raping.

Usually used to pay out mates or slurries, who take it up the ass.

How was the anal destruction u took last night?
My anal cavities were breached.

Anal Destruction by Tomo Bruz January 10, 2008

anal hole 

the anal hole is a smarty way to say ass hole

shit comes out of my anal hole

anal hole by iThink January 28, 2008

Anal Beard 

when your ass is inundated with fur, that, no matter how hard u shave, it keeps cuming back... also, it is imposible to wipe your bum clean. nice

George Anal Beard BUSH

Anal Beard by Harriers Mad January 21, 2009