A guy who is cocky, sarcastic but very intelligent and sweet. He is a bi sexual man who will go after anything that his heart desires. But overall he gets what he wants but what he gets will mostly be a guy or looks like one.
by Bj Martinez June 8, 2013
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most of them jerks, stoners, and people who will never amount to anything.
most of them jerks, stoners, and people who will never amount to anything.
by Sydneyyyyy B September 1, 2009
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When out at a club or party, it is the time you and your buddies designate to stop being picky and settle on anyone that will hook up with you. Red Alert usually goes into effect about an hour before closing. The results of Red Alert mode have left many with someone who is coyote ugly.
by bohits February 2, 2004
Get the Red Alert mug.A skinny guy who can be snapped like a twig. He is y’all, mainly wears glasses, and gets all the bitches. He has the name pito in the end only if is dating Spanish girls.
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Get the Alberta Man Sued For Millions mug.Guy 1: Damn bro whys there shit all over the toilet seat and the floor
Guy 2: I saw Alberto walk out of here
Guy 1: Ah snm
Guy 2: I saw Alberto walk out of here
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by Noadjan February 13, 2020
Get the Alberto mug.alberto is a very athletic boy who is smart but dumb at times, he is fine af and knows it. alberto loves soccer but sucks ass at it.
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