After ejaculating in a yeast infected vagina, the man puts her legs behind her head and then spoon feeds her the soupy chowder that fills her clam.
by Dr. Hammersnatch September 11, 2009
Get the Alabama Clam Chowdermug. by Tyler travis November 26, 2013
Get the Alabama Porta Pottymug. a large southern community phone book that lists all residents that are somehow related through blood family in the form incest relations.
I used that Alabama phone book to find Andrew's wife's phone number who also happens to be his cousin.
by jake gouta May 1, 2015
Get the Alabama phone bookmug. The southern practice of ripping sleeves from shirts and increasing the opening from the armpit to the waist. Preferred summer attire for young, rural, white Appalachian men. Usually paired with jorts (jean shorts) and almost always stained and wrinkled.
Beth's new boyfriend, Scott, is pretty red... I heard he showed up drunk at the funeral home sporting a little Alabama air conditioning.
by Swinford November 16, 2013
Get the Alabama Air Conditioningmug. When you shove a peeled banana inside of a girls vagina and proceed to fuck her with the banana inside, then eat her out.
You can tell Jaques had a Alabama Banana Shake with his girl last night 'cause of all the bananas in his room
by 5dorra October 14, 2016
Get the Alabama Banana Shakemug. The delicate process or jerking off with the soft under skin of a turkey's neck while trying to stuff it for thanksgiving
"Bentley got a little aroused while making thanksgiving dinner and decided he'd try the Alabama Turkey Slammer. That night the family sat down to dinner and all said what they were thankful for, Bentley of course was thankful that no one had noticed that the white sauce packet had not been opened"
by the real dovakin November 20, 2016
Get the Alabama Turkey Slammermug. A sexual procedure in which a male and female couple partake. The first step is for the male to defecate in the female's vagina, next the couple join together in sexual intercourse. A close relative of the Cleavland Steamer.
Don't make the same mistake as your father. When you go to Montgomery don't buy $20 hookers. They have fallen victim to the Alabama Hot Pocket.
by Nick Ozlo January 5, 2008
Get the Alabama Hot Pocketmug.