Rucka Rucka Ali

One of the 17 prophets of the Offensivism Religion and 3rd most important in the religion.

Rucka Rucka Ali brought joy in a time of woke

by hugedickrandy August 14, 2025

Ali Kanaan

The most handsome guy ever. He's so cool.

Guy1: That guy Ali Kanaan is so cool.
Guy2: Yeah literally the opposite of Maissam.

by Sa3salam September 10, 2025

Goopanakah Ali

In the half minute between Christmas and Boxing Day. A Goopuanian holiday where the Goop workers are permitted a half minute break from working. Supervisors will step off of their worker’s head in order for the worker to truly relax.

Thank god it’s Goopanakah Ali. My shoulders hurt like hell!

by Leslie Fergishaw September 13, 2025

Ali Kingston University

Unemployed bald security guard who jeets every viva street bird there is. Failure due to studying English Literature at Kingston University.

yo did you hear Ali Kingston University jeeted Bonnie Blue and some viva street tings?

by MarvelPugs February 8, 2025

ALI

Artificial Lack of Intelligence. The result of corporate buy in to cheap lies peddled by other large corporate carpetbaggers who got them to buy in to the bullshit, resulting in loss of sales and outright hatred by the general population.

Marketing Rep: I don't get it, the ML coders from (Insert AI company name here) said we could reduce costs and increase revenue by implenting their AI into our online customer service app.

Cool Operations Research Guy: LOL, you should have listened to me. You got ALI'd motherfucker.

by The Oracle of Tun March 14, 2025

ali

the flyest white girl

“ oh you know her?”

“yes ali, she’s so trim”

by van heusen March 22, 2025

Ali

Ali, an egotistical bastard who can't admit he is in the wrong. Plays off his flaws as a joke but proceeds to ridicule others for their flaws. Also have a robot wife. Degenerate in all forms

Man 1: Dude that guy is an ass!
Man 2: Right?.. He's an Ali.

by floatinglikeafly March 23, 2025