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tit spanners

A phrase to desribe a man's (or a Lesbian's I suppose) hands.
Formed from the idea of using one's hands on a woman's (or man's, if you're into that) delicious, matronly breasts.
Hey, get your tit spanners off my Dairylea Dunkers!
by Ali-Pimp May 25, 2005
mugGet the tit spannersmug.

Go tit

With the pandemic, many schools have resorted to virtual meetings. When students are asked to type in « got it » in the chat to show that they understood the lesson or instructions. Many accidentally type in go tit instead of got it when hurrying. Always think through before typing « got it »
Teacher: The writing assignment is due on Friday at 11:59pm
Student: Okay
Teacher: Let me know you got it in the chat before you leave
Everyone else: got it, bye teacher
Student X: go tit
Student X: sorry meant to type in go tit
Student X: so sorry meant to type in got it
Everyone else: right 🤨?
Student X: hahaha 😅
by Come on Cuh May 27, 2021
mugGet the Go titmug.

missile tits

Ones nipples that can penetrate flesh
On the news, a teenager was killed by a sharp pair of missile tits.
by righteousconsumption October 30, 2014
mugGet the missile titsmug.

Sweet Tits

1. Adj; Used to describe a good situation.
2. An affirmation
Jim: Hey I just won the lottery!
Tommy: Sweet tits!
by Polska April 6, 2005
mugGet the Sweet Titsmug.

Smith Tits

Fat Mens nipples showing through an extremely tight males polo shirt.
1.Look that teacher has some big Smith Tits.
by jtmd November 11, 2006
mugGet the Smith Titsmug.

tit and tweak

tit(s)
(Genrally known as: Female Breasts,
as soft as it is welcoming to us boys

fun to play with in weekends...
/when feeling lonely.)

tit and tweak is simply a game : P
just like hide and seek
only the man's motive is to suck and tweak them
the girl can be the judge in this game

there are almost no rules in the game though.

it can end from 1 hour 'till all night
depending on the players ; )

it's kind of a fun game for grownups
girls enjoy being sucked..
guys enjoy sucking them..
everyone ends up winning ; )

go get you're girl and try it now!
she wont be disapointed!
Garanteed or you're Money back!!
Lol.
(Guy) Hey babe.. i'm kind of bored
wanna play the ol' -tit and Tweak- game?

(Girl) :P alright, but this time go easy on my left tit ok?
you got carried away last time!!

(Guy) sure babe i'll be gentle ; )
i promise..
common now hand em over : )
that's a girl ; )

.....

The end?
or is it?
by Bizzaro June 9, 2007
mugGet the tit and tweakmug.

tit head

English police men who wear helmets that look like big tits!
by foddr April 23, 2003
mugGet the tit headmug.

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