Loser Matinée

A loser matinée occurs when one cannot find anyone to go see a particular movie with them. If you are going to see it by yourself anyway, might as well save a few dollars by seeing a matinée.

Loser #1: I couldn't find anyone to see 'Baby's Day Out' with me, so I just went to a loser matinée."

Loser #2: "Shit, so did I. We should have just gone together."

Loser #1: "Fag."

by NiceGuyJon May 05, 2010

loser-noob

Bibby is the biggest lose about, a girl beat him up in graphics

Don’t be such loser-noob like bibby

by lib #3rd noob October 08, 2020

loser sex

losers having sex in their school auditorium box☠️☠️ or doing the dirty on obama’s official chair.

omg i just caught b**** and a*** having loser sex in the auditorium ☠️☠️

by Endive ended be s d d June 21, 2021

loser movie

a place, (emotional or mental) a person puts him or herself when they're desperately trying to fit in

Todd's bootlegged outfit had him walking aroung looking like he was in a loser movie.

by Urban Dakota December 18, 2009

cruiser loser

Anything that a lame person does , says, or has that applies to cars

person 1: “I’m gonna do a donut in this parking lot”

person 2: “no don’t! that’s dangerous”
person 1: “you’re such a cruiser loser!”

or

“you have a ford fiesta? man you’re a cruiser loser”

by cruiserloser June 11, 2023

Sore Loser

Someone who cannot accept the reality that they lost the game or series.

These losers can be categorized under the plate delusion theory which helps them live in an alternate reality where the normal rules and societal values bend to their whims and desires.

The useless duo of Asifism and Bassamism continue to be the biggest sore losers when playing FIFA.

by RealFifaChamp4ever July 05, 2023

Sore Loser

Someone who cannot accept the reality that they lost the game or series.

These losers can be categorized under the plate delusion theory which helps them live in an alternate reality where the normal rules and societal values bend to their whims and desires.

You guys suck at FIFA! It's asif you don't even know how to play! Stop being such bitchy sore losers.

by RealFifaChamp4ever July 05, 2023