flake watch

When you're closely observing someone who you believe might flake on you, you have them on flake watch.

I made plans with Liz last night but I feel she may bail out. I've got her on flake watch

by splat1234 November 8, 2023

retard watching

When a retard does something stupid for no reason, and you start to awkwardly watch.

The kid stood up in class and began to furiously hump his chair, as I began awkward retard watching.

by Markimoo777 May 14, 2016

watch survivor

(n.) a term of code for when a person absences themselves from their spouse/partner for a night to engage in sexual intercourse (usually anal) with a previous partner(s)

Natasha: Hi Dean, don't wait up for me. I'm going to Sam's house to watch survivor.

by Vlad281 June 24, 2016

Watch yo rear view

When a stupid cuh believes he has opps and decides he will tell others to watch their rear view in attempt to scare the opposition

He has “watch yo rear view” in his bio

by World-Dictionary February 28, 2023

TV Watching Utensils

Condoms and Lube

When you go to a hotel to fuck, you bring the TV watching utensils for the netflix n chill session

by D Flawless November 13, 2021

watching the stars

laying outside at night and participating in semi-sexual (or very sexual for y’all little freaks) activity

“Me and Amanda were watching the stars last night ;)”
“No way! You made out with Amanda?!”

by sexy squirrel November 19, 2020

Buzzedbird watching

Watching birds live their lives while having a buzz.

We sat on the porch all day long drinking beer and watching the birds..buzzedbird watching sure is relaxing!

by Slisa1972 October 9, 2012