Blue Waffle

When a female human is smacked in the vaginal region with a racket (tennis, squash, badminton, flyswatter etc.) and becomes badly bruised, resulting the appearance of a blue waffle on her vag that should never be google image searched.

"Ow I got blue waffled tonight" "Nasty"

by taint_talk November 24, 2016

vag waffle

a person acting like a pussy

military officer yelling at a VAG WAffLE...new recruit acting like a pussy

by TJB...drummond wisconsin woot! December 13, 2010

ball waffles

Balls that look like dried up defrosted flattened eggos

"are those ball waffles between your legs?"

by searen March 31, 2017

Killer Waffle

A killer Waffle is a massive penis; either physically, or as an insult/descriptive word of one' personality. Often similar to the blue waffle slang.

"Omg, Becky, did you see his killer Waffle?"
OR
"You don't have to be a killer Waffle all the time, y'know."

by Iceberg Lettuce June 18, 2017

Waffle Boy

Indecisive Asshole

Nicky your such a waffle boy!

by Hzvdhishdjs March 05, 2016

waffle boy

Its a drug dealer (trap) reffered to the waffle syrup traps.

Got to pick up a Bag from my waffle boy

by kinkylyn August 13, 2009

Waffle Iron

When you poop in someone's laptop and then close it

I just gave the teacher a waffle iron. That'll teach that bitch not to give me detention!

by Epic Butters 69 September 08, 2019