ur pap a trap

in an attempt to combat the all powerful combat cars, such as "ur nanny tranny" and "ur sister a mister," ancient magic weilders all joined together to craft this all powerful trap card.

if this card is in your deck, it is only to be activated when "ur nanny tranny" or better has been played against you. the opponent no longer exhists, nor ever had, in order to protect the wielder.

Joseph: Ur granny tranny
Carlos: Ur sister a mister
Joseph: you fool! you have activated my trap card: "Ur Pap a Trap"

*time temporarily pauses as the universe equalizes itself out. the opponent previously known as Carlos dissapears from before him, and no living being reckognizes the name. the "Ur Sister a Mister" card is no longer applied, for the user never exhisted.

by Total_desolation May 11, 2018

ur mom not sober

word meaning that you are adopted, usually a mother says it to its son or daughter meaning that he/she is adopted

mom: Honey, come here!
son/daughter: wut ya want?
mom: honey... ur mom not sober...
son/daughter: I knew it *spanks mother in the butt*

by angry_bird420 May 31, 2018

ur dad lesbian

More Insulting Than ur mom gae and Союз нерушимый республик свободных
Сплотила навеки Великая Русь.
Да здравствует созданный волей народов
Единый, могучий Советский Союз!
Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Дружбы народов надёжный оплот!
Партия Ленина - сила народная
Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт!
Сквозь грозы сияло нам солнце свободы,
И Ленин великий нам путь озарил,
На правое дело он поднял народы,
На труд и на подвиги нас вдохновил.
Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Дружбы народов надёжный оплот!
Партия Ленина - сила народная
Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт!
В победе бессмертных идей коммунизма
Мы видим грядущее нашей страны
И Красному знамени славной Отчизны
Мы будем всегда беззаветно верны!
Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Дружбы народов надёжный оплот!
Партия Ленина - сила народная
Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт

timmy:ur mom big le gay
tommy:ur dad lesbian
timmy:dies again

XD

by C0d3br34k3r April 20, 2020

Ur pener a schemer

When someone says that their penis is not the size it actually is you say "your pener a schemer". This indicates that their penis is really small.

Ur mom: My penis is so mf big
Your dog: Your pener a schemer
Ur mom: *fucking cries and admits that her penis is actually inverted*

by Mommi.marco May 18, 2018

Ur gran pan

A roast to end all roasts.

Mom:Hi son!
You:Ur gran pan
Mom:Shit. My dinner is ruined.
(You usually enjoy pork roast and are now sad)

by Fricctionaryo May 17, 2018

ur mum gay

a stupid insult made by dumb 11y/o boys

kid 1: u cant use my crans
kid 2: uh- well...uR MuM gAy
kid 1: ugh, ur so annoying -_-

by _.dido_. July 21, 2020

Ur Ben Lesbian

When your friend named "Ben" is being an utter asshole so you begin to insult him and through your rage you come up with "Ur Ben lesbian."

Congratulations
Ur Ben Lesbian

Fucking universe explodes

by Sadistic Asshole May 17, 2018