Urban Dictionary 

It’s the awesomest online dictionary that contains whole lotta definition of words 90% or above of which is marked with a red-squiggly-line-below by MS-Word.

Teacher: Johny, I checked your article last night but it was full of spelling mistakes. Don't you ever proof read in MS WORD?

Johny: But ma'am...I used the Urban Dictionary as my reference; thought there must be a lot other words yet to be added in the MS WORD, right?

Urban Dictionary by growing_kid July 9, 2012

Urban Dictionary 

A website that apparently won't submit actual DECENT definitions.

Contains of stupid, idiotic definitions that doesn't make a lick of sense.

Irritating website that won't give logical definitions a chance.

"GOSH, Urban Dictionary rejected my perfectly good definition of a REAL WORD."

Urban Dictionary by FrustratedWithUD July 26, 2012

Urban Dictionary 

A site (that you're most likely viewing right now to read this definition!) that:

1) Rejects 99% of my publishes even though there very informing!

2) A site that formally used to be about slang but has almost everything defined here, usually in a derogatory way!

1) There's a 99% chance that this would not be published here!

2)This site used to be only for words like "fuck", "shit", and "bitch". Nowadays, you'll find words like "George Bush", "Islam", and "Microsoft". (Seriously, look the latter terms up, most of the definitions to them are derogatory!)

(Side note: I have to put "Urban Dictionary" here otherwise it won't let me publish!)

Urban Dictionary by Anton The Reaper September 9, 2013

urban dictionary 

A website where people define sex positions they've invented themselves but never ever do.

"What is a Raspberry Beret?"
"Look it up on Urban Dictionary dude."

urban dictionary by MrFappy October 28, 2013

urban dictionary 

1: The only place I know of where non sexual things (they don't even sound sexual at all) are made to be sexual and so disgusting that no one would perform.

2: Where retards post stupidity in hopes to look smart.

See, just about any definition in the urban dictionary.
My brain is rotting....

urban dictionary by fed up with retards November 19, 2013

Urban dictionary 

Seriously?

Why the fuck do you have to look up "urban dictionary" on the fucking URBAN DICTIONARY!?

Urban dictionary by Name removed by the NSA December 7, 2013

Urban Dictionary 

2014's winner for the Ugliest Still-Useful Website award.

"Hey, what happened to Urban Dictionary?"
"Yeah, it looks horrible now. But hey at least it still works!"

Urban Dictionary by Kyli Ivory Rouge January 13, 2015