Twitter syndrome

The incapability to comprehend pieces of text that exceed the length of a Twitter post. See also: tl;dr

You admitted to having the attention span of a toddler, by stating that this 2 paragraph bit of text was too long for you to read. You have a clear cut case of Twitter syndrome.

by Serpentine Storm March 9, 2019

Twitter Vulture

People who dig through someone's old Tweets just to attempt to ruin that person's career.

Twitter Vulture: I found some interesting tea from ten years ago that can ruin this famous person's career ahahahaha

by cryptofurrency March 17, 2019

Twitter vulture

People who search through old tweets to uncover racist, sexist or mostly out of context, non politically correct jokes or statements. People who think they're symbols of virtue but are essentially garbage collectors for likes and retweets.

"Peter is a Twitter Vulture, he's searching for old racist tweets on the people he follows"

by Nezhar March 18, 2019

Twitter

A great place for tea.

“Did you see the James and Tati drama on Twitter?”

by sereneblossom May 15, 2019

Twitter

My Twitter got suspended for some reason. Probably for making funny jokes like chill (idk if it was Elon or someone else from Twitter but still)

Fucc Twitter

by cladymore74 May 28, 2019

Twitter

This is the little place between the twat and the shitter. Commonly known as a gooch on a guy or the taint. This little divider is the place between the cooter and the shooter on a girl.

I got jammed up on the her twitter going in.

by Ligmah April 20, 2019

Twitter Influencers

A twitter user with more than 10k followers, who shares content (mostly funny or sexual) to stare up opinions of their followers.

Twitter Influencers are stealing and recycling tweets.

A twitter influencer once told me my tweets aren’t sexual enough to appeal to the timeline.

by •ι αм α Gσ∂•✨♋️ September 8, 2019