Vertical trailer

A townhouse or row home...not in an upscale neighborhood. The whole neighborhood or development would be a vertical trailer park.

"Let's go hang at Ryan's."
"Are you kidding me? What a dump! He lives in a vertical trailer park!"

by Catcherintheeye June 27, 2013

vapor-trailed

1. When someone who shows great relationship promise disappears suddenly and unexpectedly. Usually they will deliver the news with a text message, letter or, equally cowardly and detached form of media messaging. Like the vapor trail of a fast-moving airplane, there is evidence that the plane was once there, but is now nowhere to be seen.

2. Spurned

"Geri and I were getting along so well. We had several amazing dates... she was so into me two nights ago, but this morning she vapor-trailed me with a text message saying that she didn't want to see me anymore."

"Scott was so amazing. We always made time for each other. We even planned a dinner date for this evening. But when I got home from work, he vapor-trailed me with a note he slipped under my door saying that we can't hang out anymore."

by emospurned November 15, 2013

Phantom Trailer Syndrome [PTS]

When a driver makes their turns at such a wide angle that you can only assume they used to be a commercial truck driver.

What is that old man doing? He made that turn so wide I thought he was going to fly off into that ditch. Maybe he used to be a truck driver so now he has Phantom Trailer Syndrome PTS?

by A.T. Grace March 15, 2015

Barbie Trapped

When you ask a girl out on a date solely based on her looks, and she ends up having zero positive personality traits.

Shawn: Dude, how did your date go last night?
Rob: Shit, man, it was awful. I mean she looked great but the minute the waiter left, she turned into a total rascist asshole.

Shawn: Well Rob, maybe if you weren't so damn shallow you wouldn't be constantly Barbie Trapped.

by SoupOrSpy October 25, 2015

chinese trapeze

Sexual act involving one parter doing a backflip onto the other partners penis while reciting the points of Mao's five year plan.

Did you hear John broke his dick when Beth tried to Chinese Trapeze him? Also the NSA arrested them for treason.

by Shainiqua January 31, 2016

Grease trapper

The act of a three some where the person on the bottom collects all the drippings

Every Friday I look forward to being the grease trapper

by Dirty -J- October 3, 2016

educated trapper

Someone who has no hoes and is a fag

Jeremy Dsouza is an educated trapper

by Xbox 1 August 24, 2016