Alaskan Trader Joe's

Noun

A theoretical store that doesn't exist but should.

The nearest Trader Joe's to Anchorage, Alaska is a 40 hour drive away.

Don't complain that you have to drive an hour to get to Trader Joe's. You have been spoiled.

Bring Trader Joe's to Alaska! We need an Alaskan Trader Joe's!

by S.J. Bafalto June 18, 2023

Ghost trade

In adopt me when some dumbass trades you and says nothing.

Ex: Istg bro I just got the 1000th ghost trade today I can't trade these fools when I don't know what they want.

by chadeesa July 20, 2024

Scissor trade

When two men scissor in the right position so that their penises go into each other’s butts.

1: “Hey dude, you wanna scissor trade with me?”

2: “I’m glad we were scissor trading yesterday.”

by Jakrispy October 2, 2023

Spice Trader

Any Caribbean person of color

That Spice Trader smells like Axe and coco butter

by anonymous October 21, 2023

dirty tracey

This is the art of achieving orgasm in a public swimming pool. In order to do this a girl must rub their vaginal area on the swimming pool jets achieving multiple orgasms and not been noticed by friends or family members.

I heard she did a dirty tracey in the pool then squirted on a life guards face.

by slalesaf January 10, 2024

Unprivileged traders

A person that has been born into poverty. Usually, A person of color. WIth the exception of Rapper "Marshall 'Eminem' Mathers".

Don't go over there, That's where the Unprivileged traders are.

Goddamned Unprivileged traders, Just go back where you came from.

by AstraDev April 23, 2024

Straight Trace Midget Pimpin

Straight Trace midget pimpin

These ho’s actin up. We need some of that straight Trace midget pimpin!

by Booey ooey May 18, 2024