Tom Hamilton

Quite possibly the greatest baseball announcer ever. The Clevend Indians primary announcer for the last 34 years.

Tom Hamilton is the greatest baseball announcer ever and could totally beat John Madden in a street fight.

by phelps April 18, 2005

tom riddle

tom riddle,former self of lord voldemort who has a group of close allies ,friends from hogwarts, who do all off his dark work and are known as the deatheaters.heir to salazar slytherin.determined to kill harry potterafter he defeated him.can speak parselmouth.applied to be dark arts teacher at hogwarts but turned down,swore revenge by cursing the lesson so no teacher last longer then a year

I AM LORD VOLDEMORT

TOM MARVOLO RIDDLE

tom riddle was good looking in his younger days unlike today!

by crowie July 21, 2006

tom thumb

The act of pressing one's thumb (or finger) into the rectum of a woman while engaged in vaginal intercourse from the doggystyle or reverse cowgirl position.
Hint: A tom thumb should never be attempted on a male without his expressed permission.

"My date didn't go so well last night..."
"Shoulda given 'er the tom thumb dude. You know--stick in a thumb, pull out a plum? Chicks LOVE that shit!"

by userbits July 16, 2009

Tom Brady

Noun: Call of Duty reference. Specifically a grenade thrown long distance and over obstacles resulting in an enemy kill. A grenade thrown with such spectacular accuracy, only someone like Tom Brady could have thrown it.

"Awe fuck, that guy just threw a Tom Brady and took out 3 of our guys."

by Evil Aldo August 14, 2009

tom delonge

The reason Blink182 broke up. Bastard!

Tom: I'm Tom Delonge and I'm too pussy to handle any more shows with Blink182. I will now go play in a suck-ass band called Angels and Airwaves!

by pissedoff September 18, 2008

tom cruise

the man who invented pink

im tom cruise and im a douchebag

by andrew osullivan December 6, 2006

guiney tom

a derivative of "guido" usually referring to a guido that tops all guidos while walking down the street in oversized fubu pants, a wife beater, absurdly large sunglasses, an orange like fake tan, and a pompous arrogance that makes you want to shoot them in the face. The blowout is usually associated with a "guiney tom". It is the most high of the guido culture, take out the guiney tom and you make the regular guidos tremble in your presence. Loves track jackets that say "Italia" and the famous jersey shore t-shirt "not only am i perfect, but i'm italian too." Also: loves Armani exchange.

Normal Person: "I'll have a Bud Light."
Guiney Tom: "Hey chief, two fuckin jagabombs down here."

by farfanoogan December 6, 2007