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AP Gooning

A secret class at the AP level available under the following requirements:

- Attaining a score of five on the following exams:

- AP Chemistry

- AP Calculus BC

- AP Physics

- AP Literature

- AP United States History

- Having a notable edge score (consistent for over 6 hours) confirmed with video evidence on the internet.

Coursework involves constant practice, learning terms and notable people within the gooning culture, and learning new forms and mental preparations.

No copies of prior exam are available online due to the confidential nature of the class. However, the majority of reports include a section of the exam that prompts examinees to "run the gauntlet", gooning through increasingly troubling material.

No known persons have passed the exam.
"Why am I scheduled for the 'AP Gooning' exam? I don't goon."

"Sure..."
by Glendonson June 10, 2025
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Flicker-Goon

When you flicker flicker-goon
"I can goon for 7 days"

"I can flicker-goon for 7 seconds"
by Flicker-Gooner24 May 26, 2024
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Goon Squad

Goon Squad-A group of guys, that are sworn to cause trouble where ever they go. They tend to rough up anyone that comes in their way, and no one questions their behavior. They're always looking for a good time, whether it's a drive-by, a jam session, harmful pranks, trolling, or Nerf gun wars, either way they're gonna get stuff done. If you ain't runnin' with them, run from 'em, because they are goons! To avoid being busted by the po-po, they may also live under pseudonyms. The most advanced GOON Squad members are usually in a more secret society called "The GOON Squad Elite". The female version is called a "GOONette Squad", even tho The Disney Knob Napper believes women have no rights...People that take part in the Alphabet soup community are not permitted but get made fun of.
“Look over there...The Goon Squad...there worst than Muslims
by GaysWrongBoi May 22, 2019
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Goons

Goons. The act of screwing up a face full of wrinkles.
That old women did a goons and scaring people away
by VileGay September 21, 2023
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Gooning

When a porn addict takes his/her/their addiction to a whole new kind of form. For gooners, pornography is a kind of psychedelic experience.

See porn addiction in reference to hypnosis kink.
Person 1: What the hell is Jonathan doing?
Person 2: He isn't just watching porn anymore, told me was gooning.
Person 1: hell is that?
Person 2: Apparently gooning is the new way of psychedelic tripping *and* getting off. He has left this world in favor of hypnosis and porno titties.
by schizo_sissy May 21, 2024
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Nostalgic Goon

A type of goon that brings a sense of nostalgia.
"That Anaconda music video by Nicki Minaj is such a nostalgic goon."
by CEOofsaggin February 3, 2025
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gooning

(unisex) The act of edging (getting yourself to the "edge" of orgasming but stopping right before and repeating) or being edged so hard that you enter a trance-like state, elated and giddy.
"when my bf came over the other day, he edged me so hard, like i was straight gooning to the point where i was slurring my speech. we got so carried away with the goon sesh i woke up with a uti the next morning."
by benadryljams February 10, 2024
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