Beer Clock

You tell time by the amount of beers consumed. Everyone has a different "schedule".

"Hey. What time is it?" Joe asked groggily.

"Umm..." Max peered at the number of empty beer bottles in front of him. "I'd say about 2:30 AM."

"Whoa! How do you know?" Joe asked with wide eyes.

"Beer clock." Max replied knowingly, then promptly fell asleep.

by elsbethromeo September 13, 2009

M-Beers

Beers that are opened, sipped, and immediately placed down. However, this process is repeated throughout the whole night by the same individual. As a result, the beers are found the next morning as a complete and utter waste.

After the party last night, I found all of M-Beers lying around. Yet he still denied that they were his.

by Ti Fi 33 April 7, 2010

beer pouch

a smaller and more "cute" lil beer belly
most commonly on girls
starts a lil above the belly button and stops right where your jeans start
DOES NOT STICK OUT PAST YOUR BOOBS!
if it does its a beer belly lol

boyfriend: aww u gotta lil stomach goin on there
me: aw what my beer pouch?

by Lil_Nikki1818 February 24, 2010

Beer Wound

The shredding cut just below the thumb one receives from attempting to twist-open a beer that requires a bottle opener. Beer wounds typically occur in direct proportion to how drunk the would-be consumer is.

Gary: Fuck man, what happened to your hand?

Greg: Last night I was so hammered I spent 15 minutes trying to twist-open a Hoegaarden. Turns out you need a bottle opener for those...

Gary: Well, scored yourself a grade A beer wound!

by Flashheart January 14, 2010

Punishment beer

A beer that is drank in order to punish a friend who has been a douche, that previously belonged to that friend.

Chris was being a total douche so we drank his Bud Light as a punishment beer.

by Rampage W. January 6, 2011

beer mob

One who is a god at downing kegs, Jägermeister, beer, ale, or any other alcholic beverage, especially at a party.

Holy balls, Rob, you are totally beer mob-bing it

Kevin is such a beer mob.

Johnny beer was a badass beer mob at the party last night

by thebeermob April 9, 2011

Beer Rage

To become enraged after consuming massive ammounts of any alchaholic drink,or,in drinker terms,mood enhancer.

Yo,did you see Chad earlier?He was punching people out of pure beer rage!

by Swiftly swift December 3, 2010