The shredding cut just below the thumb one receives from attempting to twist-open a beer that requires a bottle opener. Beer wounds typically occur in direct proportion to how drunk the would-be consumer is.
Gary: Fuck man, what happened to your hand?
Greg: Last night I was so hammered I spent 15 minutes trying to twist-open a Hoegaarden. Turns out you need a bottle opener for those...
Gary: Well, scored yourself a grade A beer wound!
Greg: Last night I was so hammered I spent 15 minutes trying to twist-open a Hoegaarden. Turns out you need a bottle opener for those...
Gary: Well, scored yourself a grade A beer wound!
by Flashheart January 14, 2010
An instinctive and unfounded hatred of any replacement, sequel etc. which fails to fill the immense shoes of its predecessor.
Guy 1: "Shit, how bad were Pirates 2 and The Matrix Reloaded?"
Guy 2: "Ah cmon, they both had their merits"
Guy 1: "Nah, completely sucked ass, with no redeeming features"
Guy 2: "Think you're suffering from Matrix Syndrome dude"
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Guy 1: "This new boss is a real douche; he's got nothing on our old boss!"
Guy 2: "He's been here one day. I reckon you've got Matrix Syndrome"
Guy 2: "Ah cmon, they both had their merits"
Guy 1: "Nah, completely sucked ass, with no redeeming features"
Guy 2: "Think you're suffering from Matrix Syndrome dude"
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Guy 1: "This new boss is a real douche; he's got nothing on our old boss!"
Guy 2: "He's been here one day. I reckon you've got Matrix Syndrome"
by Flashheart January 04, 2008