polish massage

Verb

Driving a motor vehicle over or along the rumble strips, reflective lane markers, or in some cases highway drainage grooves to simulate the vibrating and kneading effect of a massage, either intentionally or inadvertently.

Daniel waited until the last passenger in the van had nodded off to drift over to the rumble strips and shook everyone awake, he enjoyed the Polish Massage, but each of his passengers hated him for it.

Gary winced at the Polish Massage, when he felt like his fillings were being shaken out as his boyfriend steered the motorcycle they were riding over the rain grooves on the country road.

by Lester'sTesticle August 13, 2017

Polish cough

One who recieves anal sex from a Russian and oral sex from a German at the same time.

We tried the Polish cough last night. She lost her voice and can not walk straight.

by Riggaz September 16, 2017

Fuzzy Nail Polish

Fuzzy Nail Polish is a nail polish from sally hansen it is made to look fuzzy and like a fuzzy pillow. It is an ok polish but hard to use.

"Have you tried Fuzzy Nail Polish yet?"
"No how is it?"

by CornFlakes N. Mihul May 8, 2013

polishing the rod

a euphemism for masturbation

"i was polishing the rod the other day"

by flatulencenuggets September 7, 2022

Polish Microphone

Pilots on long flights in small aircraft would often install in a small funnel attached to a rubber hose that ran out side. If necessary they would use funnel to relieve themselves during the flight

No need to stop at the next gas station said Bill. I'll just use the Polish Microphone

by Largo 7 May 29, 2014

mail polish

The glue on envelopes and stamps, which must be moistened to become sticky. Most people will moisten it by licking the envelope or the stamp, and will find that mail polish has a very distinctive flavor.

Dude, I just can't get enough of the taste of mail polish. I could lick envelopes and stamps all day.

by Melancholera May 16, 2014

Polish Turkey

The act of a female licking the mid section between the scrotum and the anus.

Jesse: "What are you up to tonight alex,"
Alex: "My friend yoni is coming over later, i'm totally gonna give him a polish turkey"

by TheWildCarkeone November 1, 2021