Assorted Nuts

Multiple men having sex with the same woman.

Many crazy people in one area. Come in all shapes and sizes.

Man, that woman is getting assorted nuts.

This place is full of assorted nuts.

by СукаБлять January 26, 2015

beef nut

The larger left testicle of a muscular bovine of a man.

I was just in the football team’s shower after practice this morning and I saw Chad’s sack. Man has a Thiqué beef nut on him.

by Cômrådę Thicqué December 25, 2020

Nut Master

Someone who Nuts so hard, they black out. They tend to feel horny whenever they're nervous.

Guy 1: What Happened?
Guy 2: Some guy had a Nut Master Problem, in the movie theater. The entire Cinema had to be evacuated it got so bad.

by Hindu Magic School Bus April 12, 2022

Bear Nuts

Extremely hairy balls. Like Chewbacca dangling upside down.

Cooped upon my jockstrap, my bear nuts were quite moist.

I was going to lick his balls but they were bear nuts and I didn’t want to gag on a loose hair.

by Dick Onchin October 10, 2020

platonic nut

When you get that nut off by a girl you consider as close as family

Bruh last night I got that platonic nut off

by juul queen May 1, 2018

Nut roulette

A single player game for a rainy day. One must nut between every commercial before the show resumes. Try to beat your own streaks.

Since I was snowed in on a Friday night I just played nut roulette all night long. 4 for 4 was my highest score.
Because there's nuttin else to do™
Single player game where you.. beat yourself™

by Freejodav January 25, 2019

No nut November

A girlfriends worst nightmare

Jamie: Yo have you had sex with Jesse yet?
Gabi: no he’s participating in No nut November 😭

by @yo-demons-itz-me-ya-boiii November 11, 2019