by frozencanuck December 17, 2008
When you and another person, perhaps even two other people, are in adjacent stalls in a public restroom, all waiting for the others to leave to unleash your noisy shits. It becomes a battle of wills to see who will hold in their unholy excretion the longest, and it is very accurately called a Poop Standoff.
"Where have you been? You missed the birth of our son."
"Sorry honey, I was in a poop standoff for the past 7 hours."
"Sorry honey, I was in a poop standoff for the past 7 hours."
by kevinisrad December 17, 2013
*Knocks on door and walks in to room
Mom: Why does it smell like weed in here?
Me: ...because it is weed.
Mom: Can I see it?
Me. ...sure.
Mom: Gross! It looks like cat poop!
Mom: Why does it smell like weed in here?
Me: ...because it is weed.
Mom: Can I see it?
Me. ...sure.
Mom: Gross! It looks like cat poop!
by Sean Pollock June 30, 2013
When you are wiping and your finger breaks through the toilet paper causing your finger to touch your poo.
by BobnRob September 09, 2008
by McArr October 29, 2009
from the "Late Night with Conan O'Brian" show. Standard insult given by Triumph, The Insult Comic Dog. Used at the end of a sentence to change a comment/statement/compliment into an insult or put-down. Notice the context of the sentence examples to see how to use it (or decline to use it.)
good time to use it: Oh yes, I just bought your new CD, Ashlee, and it is the greatest thing in the world.....FOR ME TO POOP ON!
bad time to use it: Mom, can you make some Rice Krispies treats......FOR ME TO POOP ON? *gets smacked by Mom, then Dad, then by the rest of the family*
bad time to use it: Mom, can you make some Rice Krispies treats......FOR ME TO POOP ON? *gets smacked by Mom, then Dad, then by the rest of the family*
by earpuller October 11, 2005
A small amount of Cocaine that is snorted in the form of a line or the scooping method. Just enough to make you wanna take a Poop.
"Dude I'm so Drunk I need a Poop Snap or I'm going to fall over"
"Dude I just took a Poop Snap do you have a Cigarette"
"Dude I just took a Poop Snap do you have a Cigarette"
by Mark Sniff December 12, 2007