Edward Jizzard Hands

When a man has sex with his woman, pulls out, and proceeds to ejaculate into his hands.

I was a real Edward Jizzard Hands last night, my sister-in-law caught me red handed

by Jizz hands October 18, 2017

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Edward's Law

States that if one has more than on lasagna stacked in a vertical manner, then one still has one lasagna.

Edward's equation:

1L+NL=1L; where N=number of lasagnas

How my mom made 5 lasagnas but she put them on top of each other so by using Edward's Law I still only have one lasagna.

by Haroldbacon March 22, 2022

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He is the most amazing, intelligent, handsome and kind person, you will ever met. He always respetc everyone and treat everybody with kindness. He also a really positive person, and loves to help everybody, even when he is not at his best, he can make you smile, SO TREAT HIM WELL, or you will regret it, i'm sure. He is a great kisser and gives the BEST hugs in the intere world, so you'll want to spend a lot time cuddling. He is the best person to talk about everything and nothing, or about what is hurting you, your fellings, dreams, or about music, he has an amazing music taste, and you will probably spend a lot of time talking about it or singing together, and he probably can play something like a guitar, and he is REALLY good at it. He also gives amazing compliments, and at the exactly right time you need it, its unbelieble. He is shy but when you get to know him, or you get closer, everything change. He always support who he loves, and if you are one of them, you have to be really grateful, but you probably are, there is no way not to fall in love with him. He deserves all the good things.

person1: hey, do you know Edward?.
person2: yeah, I know, I'm his gf
person1: omg, you are so lucky, I wish I could have an Edward in my life.
person2: hahaha, yeah, he is amazing, I love him so much.

by sarahendiv August 30, 2020

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es (edwards syndrome)

es is where a young person, typically a lad is going through hormonal changes and becomes very aggressive incredibly violent and ‘hulks out’ for no reason.

it is usually a temporary condition however it can get progressively worse through teenage years

me- hi, how are you
someone suffering with es (edwards syndrome) - ARGHHHH FUCK OFF YOU SILLY CUNT ARGHHH

oh i reckon he has ES

by khushianddilarax March 28, 2019

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Eddd (Edward)

is loyal, smart, assertive, independent and someone you can always count on to be there for you. He is handsome with a smile that lights up the room and could make you laugh instantly someone like you’ve never met before. He isn’t a follower and will make his own path with his own creativity. One would say he is a real trap god, the definition of a go getter/hustler. Always fashionable when he steps out. But with all these attribute above all he remains humble and is always helping those around him succeed as much as himself.

Eddd (Edward) is a teddy bear underneath his tough exterior

by 23Island November 27, 2021

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