tactical chunder

When in a bar/club/pub and you feel a sudden queasiness and know that you wont make it to the toilet a tactical chunder is necessary. It is a sly, subtle chunder in a bin/corner/against the bar or anywhere that is completely inappropriate. It only becomes a tactical chunder if you get away with it.

those 5 'bucas fucked me up, had to have a tactical chunder under that table.

by mandingo89 July 25, 2009

tactical spoon

When a man utilizes the spooning position (male posterior to female, both partners in lateral decubitus position in close contact) to soften his old lady in order to accomplish a tactical mission.

John Mayer, engaging Jennifer Aniston in a tactical spoon on a loungechair at her Malibu beachfront house: "Honey, we had a great weekend together. I sure wish you could come to my next concert. Anyway, you don't mind if I have a menage a trois with Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo, right?"

by N-gu October 9, 2008

tastycake

mood killer.

when your having hot intimate passionate sexy sex and the girl, or woman shouts tastycake right before the male is about to have an amazing orgasm. he then becomes soft and limp.

ex: uhh uhhh uhhhhhhh babyyyyyyyyyyy.tastycake.

fuck you bitch

by nigerian master July 20, 2009

Tactical Nuke

When a guy has an epic jizz either in his pants or with a girl.
When a fountain of jizz come out of your penis.

Guy 1:So..what happened between you and you know who last nite?
Guy 2:Well...we went back to my place and i showed her what happens when I get a tactical nuke.
Guy 1:....Woah..so howed that go?
Guy 2:Ask her shes stuck on the celing.

Also the scene from scary movie 1 when they finially have sex.

by blonde69 November 13, 2011

Testicle Sunrise

Its the action of dragging your balls over someones face until they wake up with a view of your testicals.

Paul woke up sunday morning to a Testicle Sunrise. it sure did make his day.

by jboob September 22, 2009

crap-tastical

absolutely anything that is outstandingly pants

man, this lesson is crap-tastical

by marmite January 27, 2006

tastecical

- A rejected name for a great treat........ poplers! But poplers turned out to be some alien offspring thing so we cant eat them anymore =(

"Dude! Did you try those tastecicals!?!"
"!!! You cant eat those! Those are like, illegal!"

by Gohan January 2, 2004