Someone who has extremely bad luck with tables, having them fall apart with even the slightest of touches.
Person 1: sets down mug
Table 1: collapses
Person 1: brushes up against Table 2 while attempting to clean up coffee mess
Table 2: fucking explodes
Person 2: “(Person 1’s name), Destroyer of Tables”
Table 1: collapses
Person 1: brushes up against Table 2 while attempting to clean up coffee mess
Table 2: fucking explodes
Person 2: “(Person 1’s name), Destroyer of Tables”
by Pensisnep October 14, 2021
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Waitress: So is this all together or separate checks?
Tony: I'll get this one.
Mark: You sure man?
Tony: Yeah, I got it. Just bill the table.
Tony: I'll get this one.
Mark: You sure man?
Tony: Yeah, I got it. Just bill the table.
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2. A story to say while someones parents are walking by; the story goes like this, (There was a kid named Avi that got in trouble when the teacher caught him jerking off to intense lizard porn)
2. A story to say while someones parents are walking by; the story goes like this, (There was a kid named Avi that got in trouble when the teacher caught him jerking off to intense lizard porn)
1. Want to sit together in class so we can do under the table.
2. That kid punched me for saying under the table.
2. That kid punched me for saying under the table.
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