Sloppy Table

Have your girl on all fours, like a table, and fuck her doggy style while eating something messy (cheeseburger). Have the condiments and crumbs get all over her back and then cum in it.

And possibly eat it, if you're into that.

I couldn't decide if I was more hungry or horny, so we did the sloppy table.

by RaineBowe March 13, 2024

Table Pounder

A conversation that gets you so worked up it makes you hit the table. Usually to draw attention or show anger.

Man if you tell a sexist jokes around her she becomes a real table pounder.

by She_knows_it November 15, 2016

Table jumper

When someone talks to you from another table.

Gosh... kevin is such a table jumper, I hate it.

by Boompowoofow October 17, 2019

Table guy

Someone who sits down at the table and tells those around him all the things they have done with their life but no one really cares.

All Abraham talks about is about how many girls he gets, what a table guy.

by Don’t ask questions🤫 November 6, 2018

Table

Got 4 legs innit. Bare space for stuff n that. Man eats his scrub off dem tings cant lie

Mom: foods on the table
Me: wagwarn blud

by Road242man March 29, 2022

Moose Under the Table

Similar meaning to Elephant in the Room, only this one is used north of the ole Border there, eh?

We all sat through the entire meeting in awe that nobody had addressed the Moose Under the Table

by Gov’t Cheese November 29, 2022

table jail

The extended period during a wedding (or similar event) when guests are stuck seated at their assigned tables for way too long—usually due to drawn-out speeches, slow dinner service, slideshows, or excessive formalities. Typically includes boredom, mild social anxiety, and several unnecessary drinks.

“We didn’t even get up until 9:30. Total table jail.”
“The speeches were sweet, but I was in table jail with a lukewarm chicken breast and a stranger named Noah.”

by tmarienem May 19, 2025