Elite Tool

A student who goes to a top college on a scholarship who is mean to his friends and girls. They are usually power hungry & not funny. They aspire to work in finance or consulting. They describe themselves are self-motivated, hardworking, communicate, and problem solvers. Sometimes they do have these qualities, but they use it to shit on their friends.

They usually have four letter names – like Zack, Brad, or Eric.

Eric is an elite tool.

by :)LOL(: May 3, 2019

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tool sac

A super loser! A guy who couldn’t find his asshole with two hands and a flashlight. A dumb ass. Similar to calling someone as dumb as a bag of hammers. Sac is also reference to a man’s balls to add humour.

Look at Steve and Mike talking to those hot women. They think they are interested but really they think they are tool sacs.

by Joe Buddy Fucker January 4, 2024

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tool bandit

Male or female who likes to suck a penis

Oh your sister is a real tool bandit

by Urban w July 8, 2022

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Tool

A progressive metal band that formed in 1990 which is commonly thought out to be a rock band but consists of progressive metal. The current people in Tool are
Maynard James Keenan: Singer since 1990
Danny Carey: Drummer since 1990
Adam Jones: Guitars since 1990
Paul D'Amour: Bass 1990 - 1995
Justin Chancellor: Bass since 1995
More info on the wiki page. (Note it says they are a rock band but they are progressive)

Guy 1: Have you listened to Tool?
Guy 2: No whats that
Guy 1: wanna feel high without drugs?

by Bobbychad August 25, 2018

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Tool

This word has multiple definitions:

1. Someone with a big ego who thinks they can do what ever.

2. A metal band (Personally I don’t like metal but I hear a lot of people are a fan of this band)

1.

Alex “Bro, Jacob is such a tool.”
Eliot “I know right!”

2. “My favorite band of all time is Tool!

by Cass_Bakes November 25, 2022

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