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Thomas the train

A phrase said by idiots who've never seen the show and commonly used to humiliate people named "Thomas" due to lack of originality

First of all, Thomas is NOT a train, he is a steam locomotive/tank engine. Trains are not singular but plural, referring to the units connected to an engine. In fact, "the Tank Engine" used to be in the show title until marketing people removed it because it'd be too long to pronounce.

If you're named Thomas and are called this phrase you can go ahead and humiliate their ass by annoying them with Thomas lore.
- Sincerely, A Thomas fan named Thomas
Jerk: Wassup "Thomas the train"
Thomas: Recites the story of Thomas & Gordon
Jerk: …
by Orchadicus October 19, 2022
mugGet the Thomas the trainmug.

Mr: Thomas

Someone really shit, and when i say shit I mean SHIIIIIT. He gives out really stupid tests and is totally obnoxious as a person. I would'nt shead a tear if he crashed and died.
Mr: Thomas=shit person
Ohh you have Mr.Thomas as your new teacher?
Yea, why?
Well your gonna get absolutely fucked in the asssssss.
by The Lokenhielm hater November 9, 2022
mugGet the Mr: Thomasmug.

Thomas-Pham

Thomas-Pham looks worse than a shinigami from Death Note. I would like to apologise to the shinigamis for comparing them to Thomas-Pham. IF you say his name, (god forbid) who will be excommunicated and forced to look at “he who must not be name’s” face for three hours. If you dare say his name, you shall be forever cursed to get only B+ for the rest of your life.
Someone said Thomas-Pham, he never got a better grade than B+!
by LingLongDingDong October 19, 2020
mugGet the Thomas-Phammug.

thomas garside

A twat who sucks on nips cause he's a mamas boiiiii. Got a lil dick but big hands to make up for it, if only he knew what to do with den. Ha. gay.
"Thomas Garside don't know how to cum"
by Fag hags are shit October 2, 2018
mugGet the thomas garsidemug.

Thomas Pali

Tom-Ass or Tweek. Afro kid, hardstyles anywhere. Kelsea calls him Tom-Asstupidumbitchode hahahaha but loves that one :D Normally found next to the mohawk kid Jor-cunt and the hairy legged beast Daniel.
"Look over there that kid is hardstyling, that must be Thomas Pali! Wow his asian friend is a DUDE magnet, and why is that white boy wearing leg warmers?"
mugGet the Thomas Palimug.

Felix Thomas

by Ben Lingard June 4, 2019
mugGet the Felix Thomasmug.

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