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thanks for the update 

"thanks for the update ashley"
A short form for "the usual," but can also be used when describing the act of flirting/seducing or getting intimate with someone.

Pronounced: th-ee you-shh
Cem: "Hey man, I saw you with Latoya at the party. What happened?"

Shanth: "Oh nothing much yo, just the ush."
the ush by Shuyboy August 19, 2011

the underground railroad 

The toilet and/or the entire human fecal system.

Called the underground railroad because "black shit escapes."
Goddamnit, I better go visit the underground railroad.

The Ultimate Rim-Job 

a performance involving an person giving another person a rim-job, and during this act, smoke of some sort is inhaled by the person receiving the rim-job. The smoke is then blown out of that person's asshole (sphincter, poop chute, etc.)The giver of the rim-job performance, then inhales the very smoke that was just blasted out of the dirty hole, and then farts out the smoke as well.
After both were feeling bloated, Grant insisted on Thomas eating out his bumhole resulting in a growl and a wink back to Grant; The Ultimate Rim-Job was born.

The Unthinkable 

Fucking a girl in the ass when she has to take a big shit. Regular anal sex does not qualify as "The Unthinkable." The big shit requirement is non-negotiable.
See above for "The Unthinkable."
The Unthinkable by Gargamel2 October 8, 2008

The Ultimate Grunt

The future ruler of the Universe. He will be worshiped by all.
All hail, The Ultimate Grunt. Ruler to all!!!!!!