Dick Train

Any chaotic situation that is fucked up beyond repair.

"I was at Joe's house last night. Everyone was drunk, throwing up, fighting, it was a complete dick train..."

"Yeah, Steve called me over to help him move but his retard brother was there drunk. Turned into a complete dick train, wound up leaving."

"Yeah, I mean I try to vote and give a shit about politics but Washington, DC has become such a massive dick train, I don't see light at the end of the tunnel..."

"Dude, there's a cop following us"
"Fuck, I got weed.... All aboard the dick train..."

by I_HATE_THE_TRUTH October 5, 2016

bourbon train

To continually require a drink of Bourbon at every drinking opportunity while knowing that it will inevitably end with terrible decisions.

Even though she was extremely hungover the middle aged waitress could not resist a drink of Makers Mark on the rocks after work. She'd been on the Bourbon Train too long and her train had not yet pulled into station.

by AgeEh Em March 28, 2015

Train Tracks

People with braces that has theirs lined up it looks like a train could run on it. Legend says you can hear 'Thomas the Tank Engine' theme song if you go near them. But it'll be hard to get close to them as they are very insecure.

E.G "Marco you train tracks"

by Anonymous138795 July 3, 2018

sleep train

NOT the mattress company, rather it's the great equalizer, a force to be reckoned with. The sleep deprived all eventually take a ride on the sleep train, even P. Diddy. After days or weeks of sleep deprivation, eventually you get on board and don't wake up until many hours later, with an epic case of bed head, crusty eyes, and pillow creases in your face. Even beautiful people wake up looking like hell.

Dude, did you just get up? You've been asleep for like 14 hours.
Yeah, I haven't slept all week, now I feel like I've been hit by a train.
You look like shit. What's wrong with your hair?
I was on the sleep train and I couldnt' get off.

by lo fo sho November 8, 2010

Train wreck

See: Miley Cyrus

Friend: Did you see Miley Cyrus twerking? It's a train wreck.
You: What? Lemme see.

3 Minutes Later
You: Fuck you.
Ex-Friend: What?

by CurrentlyNauseous August 26, 2013

waiting for a train

To go for a shit

Where's urko gone?..... she's waiting for a train

by monobollocks November 27, 2016

noob train

a line of n00bs in a online mmo, such as World Of Warcraft, who all go to one high-leveled opponent, usually an annoying choob who think's he/she is all that, and teh pwn teh shit outta him/her.

last night on WoW, i saw a noob train of gnome's pwn a lvl 60

by rjmaster225 January 10, 2009