dirty spears

when a female whom you do not like or find attractive is riding you and you lose your boner. so the takes a cucumber or her fist and starts beating you to death

duder 1: bro, i fucked the ugliest chick in the world last night, she was so ugly that she dirty speared me.

duder 2: but i though that was technically impossible when having your penis stimulated.

duder 1: also the inside of her vagina made me think about Burt Reynolds

duder 2: holy fuck.

lurkin duder 3: the thought of receiving a dirty spears turns me on

by gabeisintheoffice January 24, 2009

Grey sweats

Why do girls dread over grey sweatpants u may ask answer is they really don’t it’s all a mental game and your just stupid

Greg “yo are u gunna wear your grey sweats tn?
Gary” yes since we are going to mineola tn we will fit in with the rest of the dbags there

by Tekashy March 2, 2020

The Meat Sweats

When you crave any type of meat; commonly steak or a burger <3

“I want a steak so bad”
“Ohhh shit you have the meat sweats”

by Themeatsweatsss October 18, 2020

Britney spears

a person who is not well, loves her grandma, had an asshole husband kevin federline that never appreciated her. wrote a song give me more about how hard it is to be rich. and is going through a difficult time right now.

If you do have any problems with her please first complain to to her.. girl...guy...girl..it....w/e who can tell the difference.. anyways deal with her superfan... chris cocker.

"LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!"

"IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH BRITNEY YOU HAVE TO GO THROUGH ME!!" -faggy he/she hermaphrodite thing chris cocker

guy1 - dude did you hear about britney spears
guy2 - yeah apparantly she actually is retarded
guy1 - yeah you can tell buy her singing shes a total downer
chris crocker - hey .. you have to deal with me. LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!

by darron12345 October 20, 2007

pinky swear

to make out in a risque way (place, time, etc.)

Andy and I pinky swore in the back of the shed during strike.

by Tiffanie! March 24, 2005

Swear to godith

When some one is asked to swear to god but is obviously not telling the truth they add the unneeded ith at the end so they are not lying to god.

"hey i heard you won the lottery Jerry is that true." "Yeah its true." "swear to god?" "swear to godith.

by OneBakedZombie July 19, 2010

Sweatshop

When someone is sweating you about drama and negativity

Get to work girl! What is this a sweatshop

by angelove February 24, 2017