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Sweaty Jizz Farmer

Somebody who refers to Gardening in their excuse for not wanting to leave the house.
*on phone*
John: Hey you coming out today?
George: No sorry I need to help my dad mow the lawn.
John: Stop being such a Sweaty Jizz Farmer and come out.
by AfroBurglar April 30, 2009
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sweaty mary

This is a fetish which involves individuals licking the sweat out of others' armpits. Participants usually engage in physically demanding sex before having a sweaty mary. It is uncommon for a female to do this to another female. If a male is getting a sweaty mary done to him and he is skinny, he may hold his body in a position to force his armpits into a bowl shape.
Girl 1: Your semen tastes funny, I want a sweaty mary
Guy 1: Im really sweaty so you can give it to me.
Guy 2: Let me put some of my jizz in it.
Guy 3: Let me put some of my jizz in it.
Guy 4: Let me put some of my jizz in it.
Guy 5: Let me put some of my jizz in it.
Girl 2: Tasty!
by Kinky Kong IIX August 1, 2009
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Sweaty Neck

A person who typically excretes a sensible amount of moisture from the pores of the skin

This Term was founded by Sam Turner
Amanda p: "Hi guys !!!"
Brian F and Alan P " Yo Amanda why youu gotta SWEATY NECK"
by FAAAAA STUFFED November 26, 2010
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swease

the mixture of sweat and grease between one's breasteses
should i give her a rag to wipe that swease off?
by jlaur623 December 6, 2010
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sweatshop nails

The fake "acrylic" nails you get done at a cheap nail salon, where there are rows of pedicure chairs and manicure tables next to each other, just like a sweatshop. You come in and they yell "PICK COLOR!" The manicurists go from one person to the next without break, breathing in all the chemicals. Your nails never cost more than $20-25 and are always done with unlabeled products.

These salons are usually located in a strip/mini mall with some cheesy name like New York Nails, Chan's Nails, or Spicy Nails. They are always run by Asians who look pissed to be there (usually Korean or Vietnamese), and you can just tell they are talking smack about you in their language. And there is always at least one man working there who creeps you out, who you hope you don't get.
Girl 1: Oooh where did you get your nails done girl?

Girl 2: Oh, you know, Diamond Nails.

Girl 1: They actually look pretty good for sweatshop nails

Girl 2: Yeah, but they totally butchered my cuticle with the drill.

Girl 1: You get what you pay for.
by offya January 3, 2012
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Sweats

To be in love, lust or obsessed with a person. A strong attraction.
Guy 1- So I was talking to my mom on the phone and she told me to tell you hello.

Guy 2- Yeah, it's because she totally sweats me.
by akdre April 17, 2009
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Sweatercows

Usually referring to big boobs in a tight sweater.
Did you see those sweatercows on that girl!Yeah I thought her sweater was gonna break open.
by Sup wid dat February 7, 2006
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