Squirrel

n. In opposition to the "Beaver".
Hair on and around the anus and taint region of a man where the hair above the anus would be the "tail" and the hair on the scrotum would be "a mouth full of nuts".

My husband was drying his legs after showering when i walked in. He sure did flash me the squirrel.

by Daggermouth July 9, 2010

Squirrel

A guy who loves to catch a girls nut....who is skinny and sometime annoying

Who is that Squirrel chewing on the earth's nuts

by Coco and honey October 4, 2010

squirrel

Term for a person who does not know when to cross in traffic, or a person who casually walks in front of a moving vehicle with little or no concern.

Origin: A racist joke.
Q - What's the difference between a black person and a squirrel?
A - A squirrel knows when not to cross in traffic.

Note: Contrary to the origin of the joke, a squirrel can be a person of any race, sex, religion, etc.

Example:
I was driving over here and almost hit someone. The stupid squirrel just walked right out in front of my car.

by RaScarabous October 10, 2011

Squirrel Fishing

An action predominately engaged in by Hillbillies and Rednecks:

Step 1: Participant(s) must have a 5-gallon bucket, gun(baseball bat), and access to a water source.
Step 2: Pour 5-gallon bucket full of water down a ground squirrel hole.
Step 3: Wait for PO'd squirrel to emerge from the watery depths.
Step 4: Wacka-Mole, Shoot, Bludgeon Squirrel.

Dildo Dan the Hose Stroking Man: Hey Jim Bob Bo Peter Johnson Smith, wanna go Squirrel Fishing?
Jim Bob Bo Peter Johnson Smith: No.
Dildo Dan the Hose Stroking Man: (Gunshot)

by Dildo Dan the Hose Strokin Man July 1, 2011

drenched squirrel

Used to describe the appearance of a human feces long in shape, mahogany coloured, pointed at one end (like the tail of a squirrel) and resting to the side of a pan (toilet) in fresh water.

I couldn't believe someone had left that drenched squirrel in trap one, how revolting!

by vindows wertex February 5, 2008

Squirrelly Job

When a female surgically removes the nuts from a male’s sac and inserts his nuts into her vagina than the woman proceeds to squeezes her pussy lips together until the nuts pop.

Yo Steve your mom gave me a squirrelly job last week and i still can't walk right.

by mgkibbles March 28, 2008

squirreling

relating to a squirrel in the sense that one has numerous amounts of nuts in his/her mouth (nuts being male testicles)

Ashley was squirreling Brian the other night in the back seat of his car.

by Tori January 4, 2004