Alpaca spit

When you're doing dry anal, and you spit snipe the bottom in the mouth from behind

"Dude, I was totally about to cum last night, when he looked back at me and I alpaca spit right into his mouth from behind"

by Spasmonke January 26, 2020

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Hooker Spit

Emanating from Red Deer, Canada, Hooker Spit is an up and coming Death Metal band with a penchant for writing infectious riffs. Comprising of Vlad Glyegore (Lead Guitar), Devin Link (Rhythm Guitar), José Garza (Bass), Daniel White (Vocals) and Scott Gooding (Drums), the Quintet is inspired by internationally acclaimed bands like At The Gates, Bloodbath, Carcass, and The Black Dahlia Murder.

Q- What are you up to this weekend?
A- Hooker Spit’s in town so I’m gonna get drunk and watch some live metal!

by Breeding Deth December 19, 2022

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Spit us out

WAAAAAAAH!! WAAAAAAAAH!! Nobody else is allowed to bitch about their problems, Mister Jew! Shut up!

Hym "Yeah, ok dawg. Whatever. Nobody gives a shit. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT LEAVE! HOW DOES THAT SOUND!? GO BACK TO ISRAEL! Your Jew friend Ben was just saying that a second ago wasn't he? Bye! 'If you don't like it leave' that's the official conservative position on complaining about America. 'DoN't SpIt Us OuT aGaIn! WAAAH!' Shut up. Anybody else complains and it fails on deaf ears. If your book is your story then your story is murdering people and kidnapping their daughters as rape slaves. Shut the fuck up!"

by Hym Iam November 22, 2023

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shit and spit

The act on taking a shit and jerking off at the same time

Dude, I didn't have enough time to get ready for the BBQ so I had to shit and spit!

by Poonnuggetz January 07, 2016

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Spitting Game

The ‘Spitting Game’ is a game to see how far someone can spit.
Materials needed:
- Red Tape
-Friends
-Place to partake in this activity
Gather 1 (or more friend!) and mark a red line on the floor. Then, you and your friends will take turns spitting. Whoever reaches the red line and/or goes over has won the ‘Spitting Game’
If there is a tie, mark the red line further and retry the ‘Spitting Game’ over and over until there is a tiebreaker/concise winner.
The prize of the ‘Spitting Game’ can be whatever of your choice,

John: Dude, i tried spitting game with Rick and Emily!
William: So cool dude! How’d it go?
John: I WON! I spit the best game, y’know me!

by metogood2 December 25, 2024

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