Bitch Snack

A bitch snack is when you take your lunchable, crunch up the crackers cut up the bologna and cheese and you take that shit straight up the sniffer like a man. Don't be a bitch about it.
Hey man I just did a bitch snack, and didn't even die.
by Shizzzzzz March 5, 2014
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fruit snack dumpling

When you eat your girl out on her rag in a moving vehicle, then leave the spit cob on side your mouth, stick your head out the window, let it dry, then eat it.
by Scoot5o4 August 5, 2014
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Snack hug

When you hug a cute girl that looks like a snack. Or, when you hug a cute girl with snacks in your hands
“He just gave that hot girl a snack hug. She’s a real snack
by Papertowelxxxx January 30, 2018
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Snack Mates

A non-binding agreement between two people that grants each other permission to casually enjoy each other as a snack from time to time.
Boy: Damn, girl look at you! We could be Snack Mates because from what I see you’re all that I could handle.

Girl: Meet me at the gas station and bring some CheezIts.
by Roger's Not Here July 19, 2023
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Ego Snack

A person to have sex with never considering their feelings and your only intention is to boost your confidence and receive sexual pleasure.
Jim: "Look at that girl Joe she is very pretty."

Joe: "I'd like to take that little Ego Snack home for a ride around my bedroom."
by Jasper LaPrizrak January 14, 2023
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Snack dipper

It's when you have sexy time in the afternoon and you tell people you are going to take a nap. You're actually dipping something in something else, obviously.
I snack dip snack dipper my dick in her while my parents were doing the dishes.
by elogia October 8, 2016
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Scooby Snacks

Before the awakening yet shortly after the amazing discovery of his potential power, Scooby Snacks were created in the depths of Area 51 with the help of far advanced non-violent ETI who crash landed in Roswell, New Mexico in 1947 due to residual energy pulsating in great and powerful blasts of waves despite Shaggy's slumbering state. The Scooby Snack was created with counteractive agents to keep Godking Shaggy's abilities in check while undergoing a secret alias of a "dog treat" remaining virtually undetectable and inefective to the general populace. Despite constant and unstable power fluctuations still occurring, without the Scooby snack, matter and anti-matter would come into contact with deadly force at 20% alone due to the nature of his raw power. This physical plane of existence would tear in two causing the destruction of the universe in seconds.
They say that the first nuclear detonation test in 1945 was just a cover up of what Robert Oppenheimer really witnessed. The mere birth of the physical interpretation of Godking Shaggy. In an interview, you'll notice that he mentions he hears Shaggy's voice in his mind for a brief second. "Now I become death, the destroyer of worlds"
"Would you do it for a box of Scooby Snacks, Shaggy?"
"I am no longer in need of physical consumption, Mortal Fred"
by Angel.Splitter January 27, 2019
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