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Smart Pig

Smart pig just likes your smart phone; Smart phone is an improvement of your phone and Smart pig is an improvement of pig. It happened since the last hundreds years ago, since the criminals arrived in Australia, there were no women, so they had sex with snakes. And finally created the crafty “Smart Pigs”
by Love smart pig September 4, 2009
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smartassinism

smart-ass-i-nis-mmmmm.......when someone knos there a smartass, or is one, or uses it allll thee timee....hahaha. tht is muy word i made this shit back offf yo....
no shit serlock.....u pantylickerr....yo y u gotta use "smartassinism" u looseer
by stephieeeee s....poopie September 4, 2009
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Smartarded

Being in two places at once while being watched by pc supervision.
P1: How did I see you at the school and online publishing at the same time?

P2: I'm just smartarded. I rigged a clicker out of rubber bands a roll gear ramp, and a pointer. Placed the it over my mouse pad on my lap top and it just kept clicking publish for me so I could go pick some one up.

P1: How did you know what should be published.

P2: Christ do you see what's on this site. People have a voice no matter what that is and they pretty much let it fly here;) It can always be fixed later with the right effort.

P1: Your a tard

P2: Learned from the best smartassains in the world.
by SparkyKGienie April 20, 2010
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Sarteck

The star of a homo-erotica lemon party story, his partner is the illustrious Unholy Uganda Steve.
I really liked that amateur porno with Sarteck in it, I don't think I've ever seen anyone with a bigger cock. The way he slammed into Uganda Steve was riveting.
by U.Steve August 24, 2011
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Smart Student

A student that submits assignments late but just in time to receive credit.
Period 3: Composition III-DE is full of "smart student(s)"
by msweeney October 11, 2011
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Drinking Smart Chart

A innovative harm reduction system for overcoming alcohol withdrawl, making it much easier than "cold turkey".

The procedure is to drink 35% less alcohol the 1st and 2nd
day and then 45% less on day 3.
This is the Drinking Smart Chart

Example 12 beer a day drinker

Day 1: 35% of 12= 7.8 or drink 8
Day 2: 35% of 7.8= 5.07 or drink 5
Day 3: 45% of 5.07= 2.78 or drink 3
by Lawrence Scott November 7, 2008
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smarge

Function: noun
a small coffee served in a large cup; small + large = smarge
Ted gets a smarge every time he goes to Starbucks.
by asad123 June 22, 2008
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