Sapphocracry

A system of government or other administration where appointments are made and responsibilities assigned to individuals based upon their female gender and that serves the interest of women in general. All other considerations concerning the distribution of power are ultimately subordinated to this basic intention.

Yeah, she's never been able to work anywhere that wasn't a sapphocracry.

by fat andro January 7, 2011

SlappyMuttMutt

Scary mofo, don't mess with him. He will **** you up.

Don't mess with SlappyMuttMutt!

by Allen Woods September 18, 2003

Slappy Wallace

This is when a Male lifts his penis leaving his ballsack to hang, using the sack to smack a female in the face.

"Jenny has a black eye as a result of a Slappy Wallace"

by DCaf March 27, 2008

slappucino

Combining "SLAPPER" and "CAPPUCINO". Trendy-ass bitches who frequent Toni & Guy and say 'Oh My God' and do very little else. Can refer to males and females of the species.

Gosh! Look at that crowd of slappucinos. Marvel at the asymmetry of their hair! Wonder at their matching belts!

by Vic Sidious June 23, 2008

Slapped in the sack.

When one gets screwed over.

Elliot's friends stuck him with the bill. He got slapped in the sack.

Clayton and Steve mercilessly teased Kevin. They were slapping his sack.

Adam got ganked in the river. His sack got slapped.

by Brutallatops, the Magician. June 28, 2011

slapping the hog

Masturbation. Beating your meat

I caught Lex slapping the hog. Sicko badicko!!!

by Skates January 22, 2014

slappy jizz

During a threesome with two guys one girl, as your about to blow your load you pull out and blow it into your hand and slap the other guy in the face.

As your Eifel towering a girl your buddy pulls out and slappy jizzs you in the face, only to your wisdom there's jizz on your face. Ewww

by woody.1994 November 26, 2014