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New Shoes Old Laces

The act of giving oral pleasure in a vehicle while trying to look you are tying your shoes.
It looks like Jeremy's girlfriend has a case of the "New Shoes Old Laces".
by Totsally April 27, 2015
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Patio Shoes

when your normal shoes are so fucked up you need to wear different shoes to go on the patio
wau my patio shoes are pretty old i better replace them
by patio_shoes March 14, 2016
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Pool shoes

Porno type shoes you wear when having sex.
Got busy wearing my pool shoes.
by Lovvvinnnnittt October 4, 2016
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rainbow shoes

Shoes that you can wear to a pride parade
Person 1: nice rainbow shoes
Person 2: thanks
Person 3: faggot
by Whigger164 August 3, 2016
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frog shoes

When someone with less mean wears a non-name clothing (ie shoes from Payless; jeans from WalMart)
"Why are you wearing those frog shoes?" the prep girls shouted to the impecunious teacher
by Lionwoman December 27, 2016
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watermelon shoes

One of the two pieces of epwatermelon clothing. It's basically a meme that nobody knows.
"Watermelon shoes ,watermelon pants ,I have watermelon seeds up my butt crack."
by Razzlz January 7, 2017
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Show shoes

Excessively high heels. Mainly worn by exotic female dancers
That girl know its too early for them Show shoes clear heels
by Big Teaa January 10, 2017
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