Urban dictionary: I crawl over to you, naked. You look at me with lust in your eyes imagining what you want to do with me. I finally rest my head between your legs, looking up at you, pleading for you to have passionate sex with me...
Your mom: BILLY! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU READING?! JEFF GET THE BELT!
Your mom: BILLY! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU READING?! JEFF GET THE BELT!
by xx.Heidi.xx May 3, 2021
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Guy 1 to Guy 2: Sarah and I were remembering high school math last night when we were having sex. We went at it like wild monkeys!
by Corn-Sizzurp May 20, 2021
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Sexy Dude: Only if you make it sticky sticky.
*Intense Moaning*
Hot Girl: Like a rice crispy crispy?
Hot Dude: It will make me pop an erection into you every day!
Sexy Dude: Only if you make it sticky sticky.
*Intense Moaning*
Hot Girl: Like a rice crispy crispy?
Hot Dude: It will make me pop an erection into you every day!
by NoYou42 October 18, 2019
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by Anonymous #420 October 21, 2019
Get the Sex mug.1. Something determined by the 23rd chromosome pair in a cell, determining the individual’s role in the act. Often referred to as “gender”, though usually informally.
2. The process needed to combine gametes and create a new organism.
3. A word that makes the immature hysterically chortle, and the subject of the most overused and unfunny jokes known to man.
2. The process needed to combine gametes and create a new organism.
3. A word that makes the immature hysterically chortle, and the subject of the most overused and unfunny jokes known to man.
1. For “sex”, please write “male” or “female”, and not “yes”.
2. Do I need to explain what sex is? You’ve managed to access this site, looking up any old word has probably taught you some physically-impossible way of doing it.
3. If I hear one more sex joke, I’m either going to put on an Abbott and Costello movie and cry or blow my brains out with a sawed-off shotgun I just so happened to have with me.
For the love of God, grow up!
2. Do I need to explain what sex is? You’ve managed to access this site, looking up any old word has probably taught you some physically-impossible way of doing it.
3. If I hear one more sex joke, I’m either going to put on an Abbott and Costello movie and cry or blow my brains out with a sawed-off shotgun I just so happened to have with me.
For the love of God, grow up!
by boomer dude September 6, 2023
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