edds.secretcacawater

One of the most random people you could ever meet

Person 1: hey! Do you know edds.secretcacawater?

Person 2: Yeah! They are pretty cool

by Junkofreakenenoshima April 18, 2021

Unrestrained Hyper-Testicular Secretion Production Syndrome (UHSPS)

UHSPS is defined as a supernatural power and condition where a male produces an insurmountable quantity of precum. Most people will think it’s normal, however only those with UHSPS know that the amount in which they precum is anything but natural. Those with UHSPS usually experience the need for multiple underwear changes through the day and potentially public exposure as the amount will seep through multiple layers on underwear and pants. This phenomenon also begins at the initial thought of sex or arousal before the penis is fully erect, thus those with UHSPS can active their UHSPS with just the thought of their UHSPS. Those with UHSPS also are said to believe that lubrication is a foreign concept because they produce their own naturally. This makes those with UHSPS often sought out after by partners for their natural born gift of self-lubrication. Currently, there is no cure for UHSPS

Did you spill something your pants?

Oh no, that’s just my pre-cum I have Unrestrained Hyper-Testicular Secretion Production Syndrome (UHSPS).

When my ex was giving me a blowjob, he complained, “Sooooo leaky...” due to my UHSPS because he is a little bitch that doesn’t know what’s good for him.

by The Precum Power Rangers June 10, 2020

Secrebede

1.This phrase is never sarcastic which means sex, hook up, genitals and sexual stories in public.

2.Stories about sex is also known as secrebede.

(hookups) (sex)

P1. Hey bro, my girl is sweating me! Since we started dating she calling me a fake dude...

P2. She wants secrebede from you partner, give her what she needs SECREBEDE none else beside it.

by M. V Kalum June 27, 2018

cailihporcen a ton m'I tsael ta tub nuf eb yam seiretemec

cemeteries may be fun but at least I'm not a necrophiliac, backward

Me: "cailihporcen a ton m'I tsael ta tub nuf eb yam seiretemec"
person: "oh that's cool, me too"

by Tj_who?_he_sucks June 10, 2020

secreting

following the tenets of the book "The Secret" *cough* garbage *cough*

Ever since I started secreting I've become a TV star, I found my soulmate, you saw how flat Gweneth Paltrow sang at the Oscars —I visualized all of that!

by allthegoodusernamesaretaken May 21, 2011

fairy secretary

synonym for "fag-hag"

jessie is josh's fairy secretary.

by itsjoshhh January 19, 2010

secrefreak

1. A closet freak
2. A person whose quiet demeanor leads others to believe they're innocent, but they're sexually corrupted, kinky, and perverted
3. Slang combination of the words "secret" and "freak"

He seemed innocent until he admitted the true reason he had his tongue pierced.

by bebelicha March 10, 2004