Salty facial 

When a man ejaculates all over a woman's face repeatedly till her face is completely covered in seaman

I just gave my girl a salty facial

Salty facial by Wjfb February 10, 2021

Salty surprise 

When you knock someone out and proceed to cum into their mouth while they are unconscious. It is the ultimate form of disrespect and ridicule.

1.
PK: "I'm finna knock that boy out and cum in his mouth

S.A.: "On god bruh, he gon a wake up and be all like "damn I got cum in my mouth" n shit"

PK: "thas right, he gonna wake up with a salty surprise"

2.
PK: "that boy likes to talk real big huh? He better check himself before he gets the salty surprise"

Salty surprise by PkTheArsonist May 29, 2022

salty cracker

when you eat out a womans stubbly pussy, after she just got done working out

salty cracker,yummmmmmmy

salty cracker by jasonccc April 22, 2007

salty spitoon 

When you ejaculate into a girls belly button

Bitch, turn over so I can give you a salty spitoon.

salty spitoon by Broseidon_7 February 25, 2015

Salty Sailor

A gay sex term for when a bottom shits/sharts cum all over another person's face.

"Last night Ryan gave Trevor the ol' Salty Sailor in the living room and needed to wash up immediately afterward."

Salty Sailor by Sammy Vulva January 3, 2015

Salty Jones 

Having a White male masterbate himself to orgasm on your penis, then you sprinkle your semen covered penis with sand. Proceed to have anal intercourse with the first male. See also Pepper Johnson.

Matt Drodz was estatic to recieve the Salty Jones from Thibido after a long day at the fudge packing facility.

Salty Jones by Mike November 27, 2003

salty ass 

Salty Ass

Noun

sɔ lti æs

1. When the ass is saltier than a seafarer's puckered bum, abraised by the briny winds, it may be described as such
2. Someone who has breached a threshold of being just too damn salty.

Aw, come on man, I didn't mean to pour balsamic vinegar in your cornflakes! Get your salty ass up and quit moping.

salty ass by J~Egg January 8, 2015