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Pop surprise

The art of the hopeful yet subtle handjob during the viewing of a film at a cinema.The male purchases a box of aptly sized popcorn. He then proceeds to make a hole in the bottom of the box in which he can insert his penis. During the movie he proceeds to offer some popcorn to a stranger (male or female) whereupon the stranger plunges his or her hand into the box recieving a dainty surprise.Hopefully you leave the cinema very satisfied.
"That git mike pop surprised me the other night!"
by Hayward Jablome April 5, 2006
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surprise portal

When you are doing a girl from behind, and just before ejacaculation you whip it into there bumhole.
It was julies birthday yesterday and i hit her with the surprise portal. what a lucky girl.
by mitch1 May 10, 2008
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surprise date

When a guy asks a girl to hang out and then acts like it's a date. It's a good way to stay away from rejection, but also a good way to never get a girl.
Sally-"OMG John just pulled a surprise date on me, SO AWKWARD."
by timvri January 9, 2011
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surpriseness

What a person sais when they cant think of the word surprise.
Girl 1: What does that cake taste like?

Girl 2: surpriseness!

Girl 1: do you mean surprise?

Girl 2: Ahh yes...
by pharavhor February 27, 2014
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surprise buttsecks metal cover

spy:gentelmen bang your heads
me:*agressive head banging*
surprise buttsecks metal cover is best metal cover
it is song about surprise buttsecks
by raybeez February 11, 2022
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bifkinder surprise

the origins lie with tom an harry hardcore,
the meaning of a 'bifkinder surprise' is basically contact with the bifkin whether pleasureale or painful, a tickle or a kick!
"phwoar, that dirty swine gev me a right painful bifkinder surprise with his steel toe-caps"
by tommy-o November 11, 2004
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Dull surprise

A term refering to poor acting, specifically blank, emotionless expressions.
The term first appears in the Alien from L.A. episode of MST3K to refer to Kathy Ireland's general countenance.
Me: Dude, have you seen that Alien from L.A. film?
My friend: Yeah, man! Kathy Ireland's idea of acting seems to involve approaching all emotions with the same face dull surprise.
Me: I know what you mean. She's like a female Charlie Sheen
by The Woolly Sammoth September 12, 2009
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