Western Steamer

A steam room with magical/medicinal properties positioned at the center point of Hudson, Twinsburg, Aurora, and Streetsboro Ohio. Adding Eucylyptus oil creates a natural phenomenon within the Western Steamer that some experts say tacks on an additional 2 days to your lifespan; Related or in direct correspondence to the fountain of youth.

Man I'm feeling lethargic from last night and my joints are killing me I can sure use a trip to the Western Steamer to bring my body around! Heck I might even throw a couple drops of Eucalyptus Oil down while I'm in there to really fix things up.

by The Western Reserve Legend May 27, 2017

Stanley Steamer

When a person gives a male a reach around and that said male farts in their face.

Male: Would you like to give me a Stanley Steamer?
Female: Sure?

by Nebakanezr July 25, 2017

Wheeling Steamer

Having your dog shit on someone's face because they just pissed you off that bad

I just pulled a Wheeling Steamer on our jackass neighbor!

by Sneaky Peet's Peekaboo Shack August 11, 2017

Stanley Steamer

An act of sex where the male takes a large dump on the floor. He then proceeds to do his partner from behind, grabbing her hind legs and dragging her through the manure like he is running a carpet cleaner.

My landlord asked why there was a brown stain on my carpet. I said, I gave my girl a Stanley Steamer to try and clean up last week but it just seemed to grind it in.

by W. T. Johnston August 14, 2017

Connor steamer

When someone is eating your ass, and processed to take a shit on the persons face.

Oh man, i went on a hike with this chick and i totaly gave her a connor steamer.
Dude, i went on a hike with that same chick too. She requested the same thing. But, the fucked up part was. I was standing up.

by Meanersteamer October 3, 2017

Swirly Steamer

A fat-ass blowjob given knee deep in an old, country-side gas station toilet.

1) Teddy paid $69 for a swirly steamer in the Shell station around the corner.
2) Emmett let one slip out during his early morning swirly steamer.

by adamfaulk November 28, 2017

foghorn steamer

Very loud, boisterous, and stinky fart.

She walked into the room but immediately left as she heard and smelled my foghorn steamer.

by Dilly McDillyface April 22, 2018