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Slap yourself

Term used after you do or say something that even you have to admit was stupid.
Oh woooowww! I can't believe I just paid for all this shit when I could've got it for free....slap yourself!
by NEz11 December 16, 2007
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enough to make you slap your momma

Isn't that girl hot? Hell yeah, she's hot... enough to make you slap your momma!

Have you had one of those burgers? They are enough to make you slap your momma!
by R-S October 29, 2006
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Trout slap

The only time a Singaporean is capable of forming a complete English sentence on IRC
* Singaporean1 slaps Singaporean2 around a bit with a large trout

<Singaporean2> wah liew siao eh trout slap me 4 wad sia
by Partagas February 2, 2010
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Slap

Verb.

1. Used to describe giving or taking something.
2. To slap it somewhere - Meaning to go somewhere
3. Slap something up - To create
1. "Aye dude will you slap me a piece of gum?"
2. "You guys tryna slap it to McDonalds?"
3. "Im finna slap me up a nice fat sandwich!"
by A.Marra December 11, 2013
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airborne cum slap

when a girl decides that she is not going to swallow when you pull out of her mouth to blow your load you shoot it up in mid air next to her face then while it is still airborne you in one motion slap the cum flying through the air and her face.
"dude... i totally airborne cum slapped your mom cause she wouldnt swallow my load. it was hard to do but i caught all my cum in mid air and slapped that bitch so hard across the face."

"but dude my mom swallows..."

"she didnt for me this time so i gave her an airborne cum slap"
by the dgaf king May 26, 2009
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Pimp Slap

A backhand smack,slap, or hit (usually to the face) by a male. The Pimp Slap is used to just mess around, to hurt someone (offense or defence), or it is used by a Pimp when the "hoe won't give up all the money."
Also known as "Keeping the 'Pimp Hand' strong."
1) *Bob hits Jack*
Jack: Ow man what the hell?
Bob: Haha you just got Pimp Slapped!

2) *Someone tries to steal Bob's cell phone*
*Bob Pimp Slaps the robber*
Bob: Bitch dont even think about it!

3)A hoe makes $150 for having sex with a guy down the street. Later that day the Pimp comes to collect the money. The hoe gives him $100. The guy comes to the Pimp the next day asking for sex with the same hoe. He says he will pay the same $150 as he did yesterday. The Pimp realizes he was ripped off. The Pimp goes to the hoes house and Pimp Slaps her untill "the bitch gives up all the cash" The Pimp then makes her have sex weith the guy and the Pimp takes all the money.
by Faggot Bitch guy August 10, 2006
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Slap

1.Badly done make-up.
2.Uncomplimentary term for make-up in general, used by people who don't like make-up, to annoy people who do.

Also see fake-up
1.What are you thinking, slapping all that slap on your face? It's gross!

2.What are you thinking, slapping all that slap on your face? It's gross!
by Scarl0 April 30, 2009
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