Shitty Butt-Cum

A substance produced during anal sex when a man sodomizes either a woman or another man and the ejaculate (or cum) of the male (that of the pitcher at any rate) is released into or around the anus (or, loosely, butt) of the other party. The resulting solution is mainly composed of seminal fluid (again, cum) with trace to mass amounts of errant fecal matter (or shit); hence the term "shitty butt-cum." Disambiguated from "santorum" in that it does not additionally require the presence of anal lubricants.

"Eww! You got shitty butt-cum all over Grandma!"

by six_plus_one July 24, 2008

shitting my pants

to be extremely surprised or fretfully concerned about something to the point where you may actually shit yourself

When Kel walked through the door, I almost shit my pants. She was the last person I expected to show up.

It's been a week since I've heard from them since they went to New Orleans, and since there's been a hurricane, now I'm shitting my pants.

by babycakest February 23, 2010

shitty pooh

Having a fresh batch of moist shit

hey john, come and look at my shitty pooh

by Mic August 5, 2004

shitty fingers

The result of the process of removing a condom after having anal intercourse with a female, or if you're into it, a male, partner.

Dave got shitty fingers after fucking some chick up the ass in St. Louis.

by The One who calls Himself I Am, Jr. February 12, 2006

shittledicks

A very fun word to say in place of many different curse words.

Zack: Dude, were totally busted!

Sparrow: Shittledicks!

by CptJack July 28, 2006

shittin' pancakes

when a person's asshole is stretched to gaping proportions, like grand canyon wide, causing them to take a shit that is equal in circumference to a pancake.

dude, you put that up your ass? you're gonna be shittin' pancakes.

by plus the bear December 9, 2008

shittage

the magnitude of your shit, usually extreme

i hope that toilet can withstand my shittage

by macht May 1, 2009